*Speaks in a high pitched Voice*

How the hell could you do this SHIT?!? I Dont FUCKIN Understand!!
I WAS the dominant one in this relationship, I HAD the upper hand
But then you called me yesterday, and Splattered our Hopes
Of Marriage, Making Babies, A Pickett Fence, I KNOW the pain shows!
BUT...i try to keep it concealed...so my friends dont know the deal
I talk about it to 1 MAN i confide in...I cry to him and let it spill
cause he's the only one i can trust...he loves me and always has
he wishes i was with him instead...but he keeps his feelings bagged
NO i wont tell you who HE is...you STUPID Son Of A Bitch!!!
I swear to GOD i Love You SO Much..But you Can Burn in Hell Prick!
I FUCKIN HATE YOU!...No i Love You...i want you back...but I dont
I want you to Love Me Back! Then Again...i Hope You CHOKE!
WHY do i have to love a man thats wrong for me? PLEASE tell me why
why do i have to love a SNAKE?!?!...why cant i go for the Nice Guy?
the one thats always there to talk to me in my time of need...
the one that would die for me in an Instant...but i Guess its my greed...
I want what i cant have...of course...thats how it always works
I mean...im a WOMAN..which means..fuck being happy..id rather HURT!
SOOOO...Fuck the nice guy that Loves Me...i want the ASSHOLE!
I want the displeasing cheater that dont care...he makes me Whole
cause im a Woman...im a Bitch...im a typical Female...I'll Remind Ya
That I HATE the NICE GUY....Why? Because i have a Vagina!


*Deepens Voice*

WHO the Hell is this Nice Guy you speak of? You Better Tell Me
Or i'll track his ass down anyways...trust me...its gonna get Ugly
cause i dont want you confiding in another male, are you insane?
i know i Dumped you Slut...but i still have you hooked to a Chain
WHys that? Because i treat you like shit so you'll love me
It works Dont It? THATS RIGHT it works...my plan is lovely
see...what i do...is chew you out every day of your life
then youll eventually like me enough...ill make u my wife...
then when we get married...ill start being nice to you again
so youll turn your love into hate....everythings gonna take a spin
but it dont matter...because that ring is still gonna be on your finger
which means your stuck with me....but my plan...it get Meaner...
YEA....ill give you everything you want...like a nice guy would
so then youll definitely hate me forever...youll despise me for good
why would i do this? because thats the way of the world..its a stunt
you want what u cant get....and get what you dont want



*Goes back to regular Voice*

Now...just to let everyone know...everyone thats reading this
I AM the Nice GUY!...yea..the better i am..the worse it seems to get
I Love her..and she love me too...just not in the same way
SO i talk to her about her problems...every DAMN DAY!
When i know i could solve her problems..if she came to me
but she wont...i only wish she had the same beliefs
but she dont...sometimes i sit and just wonder why?
WHY? HAHA...becuase....i AM the NICE GUY!