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There was a zombie outbreak? What would you guys do? Me and my friend were discussing it for no apparent reason. Our plan is full proof.
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Crazy shit... me and my friends talked about this... We're gona meet at the gun store...
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lemme show you the convo.... my idea owns anything.
TheKItotheRK: man, if zombies took over the earth TheKItotheRK: i'd sruvive TheKItotheRK: i know exactly how ACE 151 Slayer: me too ACE 151 Slayer: live on an island. TheKItotheRK: but you'd still have to get there TheKItotheRK: and i know how TheKItotheRK: make a giant box of plywood TheKItotheRK: like 10 plysheets thicks TheKItotheRK: thick* ACE 151 Slayer: and surf it? TheKItotheRK: make it big enough for enough people to be inside it and push it TheKItotheRK: and have no bottom on it right ACE 151 Slayer: youd sink ACE 151 Slayer: the fuck down into the water TheKItotheRK: nah man, this is like on the street TheKItotheRK: looking at the box straight is like this TheKItotheRK: __________________ loooooooooooooooool loooooooooooooooool ACE 151 Slayer: ahhh TheKItotheRK: and you know if there was enough zombies they could like flip it TheKItotheRK: so what you do is TheKItotheRK: ----------____________ ----------loooooooooool _______loooooooooool_________ TheKItotheRK: so its like on the ground TheKItotheRK: then sand it down so ou can't get your fingers under it TheKItotheRK: play it with metal TheKItotheRK: and this part is the shit right here TheKItotheRK: get a car battery TheKItotheRK: and like if you're covered in them and can't push TheKItotheRK: make a peice of metal somewhere you can hook the battery to TheKItotheRK: then electricute the fuckers ACE 151 Slayer: dude ACE 151 Slayer: i like it. TheKItotheRK: fuckin genius right ACE 151 Slayer: im comin to delmar if i ever get attcked. ACE 151 Slayer: very genius ACE 151 Slayer: how did you think i up TheKItotheRK: i just now did TheKItotheRK: idk TheKItotheRK: i was thinkinlike "they could break through wood, metal plate it, oh shit, then electrcute" TheKItotheRK: then make something on the top TheKItotheRK: like a peroscope ACE 151 Slayer: lmfao ACE 151 Slayer: lmfoa ACE 151 Slayer: lmfao ACE 151 Slayer: hahaahahahhaahh TheKItotheRK: so if it ever happens, ima call a few people up and go rob the fuck outta lowes ACE 151 Slayer: SUB MARINE NIGGGGGAAA TheKItotheRK: haha TheKItotheRK: and a hatch on the top too TheKItotheRK: so you can get on top TheKItotheRK: and harpoons to throw at them TheKItotheRK: hahaha TheKItotheRK: fuck guns though, i'd be more like, inspired to jump into a crowd of them with a sword ACE 151 Slayer: lmfao ACE 151 Slayer: harpoons and swords ACE 151 Slayer: eyah ACE 151 Slayer: i like swords ACE 151 Slayer: over guns ACE 151 Slayer: i mean there zombies dude ACE 151 Slayer: swords, will just own ACE 151 Slayer: ninja swords. TheKItotheRK: i know, it'd be more fun too TheKItotheRK: and i'd go pick all the bitches up TheKItotheRK: and repopulate TheKItotheRK: fire is shit though TheKItotheRK: it doesn't do anything to zombies TheKItotheRK: except make them run towards your ass TheKItotheRK: so i'd like, get my homies, make that thing TheKItotheRK: then wehenver we needed food TheKItotheRK: you and me would be like "down peroscope" TheKItotheRK: and see if anything is out there TheKItotheRK: grab our swords and go to food lion ^Owns. |
oo dude me and 9th degree talk bout this shit to.. i might have saved the convo...
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TheKItotheRK: if zombies took over the earth
TheKItotheRK: i'd catch them TheKItotheRK: i'd cover their mouths in taffy TheKItotheRK: and make them give me head TheKItotheRK: then mount them after i blow my load TheKItotheRK: and ride off into the sunset ^lmao |
I'd grab some shotguns and pistols and have a great time..
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we said something to the ring of... if there were zombies i'd fly the helicopter and fly it down and then save you and you would jump on a ladder i had hanging and then i would start to fly cept you would lose grip and be holding it by one hand and all the while shooting at rabid zombies trying to jump up and bite you...then we would fly off
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Swords are more fun. And throwing knives. And battle axes. |
Lightsabers....
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My plan was full proof though. Only problem is getting to Lowes... Only 10 minutes away though. So I'd just drive and run zombies over.
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dude get like a m-60 a couple thousand rounds and a few beers ands bam you'll have your self a good time.. alll the while ontop of a gun store of course..
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Swords > guns... Wordox...
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I'd just get a lightsaber, walk down the main streets on a rampage killing every single zombie in the city..
Word.. I'd be dope like milla jovovich in resident evil - apocalypse nahmsayin.. |
Got an extra lightsaber? I'd enjoy that.
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double head paul bunyon ax... shit would be dope! |
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