Funny Shit- Woman Uses Simpson's Name in Scam
 

did she really think she was going to get all this shit without gettin caught? :laugh: :laugh:

EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. -- Authorities have accused an East Rutherford woman of amassing more than $12,000 in free merchandise by claiming she was an assistant of celebrity Jessica Simpson.

Courtney Handel, 23, was arrested Friday and charged with theft by deception. By Sunday, she had been released from the Bergen County Jail after posting bail.

Police say Handel sent e-mails and faxes to companies in which she posed as Simpson assistant CaCee Cobb. Handel told the companies that Simpson, who is playing the movie version of Daisy Duke, had expressed interest in their product lines.

But Handel used her own address, and when police detectives arrived Friday, they found Handel's home full of merchandise.

"As we were standing outside, UPS pulled up with 12 more packages. We turned to each other and said, 'If only all our cases could be this easy,'" Detective Sgt. Jeff Yannaconi told the Daily News, New York, for Saturday newspapers.

Among the items Handel collected were PH Advantage cosmetics, Pagliei jewelry, Ted Rossi handbags, Peter Thomas Roth skin care and Fake Bake Tanning Products. Frye sent seven pairs of boots.

Police are arranging to return the products to the companies.

Fuckin NJ...go fuckin figure...

stupid...........................

Hahaha....word son this shit stupid doo doo dumb like they say in the BAY

ha...i think its pretty smart...

she got mad free shit and she probably figured that the companies were too busy to ever check if she was who she says she is....

just because she got caught doesnt mean it wasnt a good idea...some bitch probably just ratted her out...thats what happens to most people with good ideas that are illegal...

yeah, thats what hapens to most people with good idea that are illeal - and blab about it! Bitch shoulda kept her yap shut and know when to get out and she'd have been gold. The town I live in is one of the few that I can think of that escaped media attention. No, I'm lying. Nancy Noga got murdered and dumped in the woods here. Nevermind!

werd^...bragging is how most people get caught...

thats probably how they just busted that underground drug tunnel between canada and the us...some dumbass got drunk and bragged about it in a bar or something...

word up. Gotta keep them lips tighter than a virgin nun.

This is dissapointing.
I thought you were talking about marge.

Lmao...^^..........