Pay Attention and collect Interest! - Dooms vs. Verizon
 

Ok ok, so it's liek this. Every month since I got em, Verizon sends me a bill for no less than 230 bucks. I expected it the first month for the miscellaneous set-up fees and shit liek that, but every month was getting outta hand. The last one was $788. Now this equates to an amount of minutes used in a month that I couldn't possibly rack up. I ignored the last one like "nah, gotta be a verizon error" since I get different bill quotes from their online service. They cut my shit off yesterday at like 9:30-somethin pm and transfer me to their 'fuck you pay me' line. I call back their customer service line instead and explain the whole shit to em. Now check this..

Dude looks at my account and realizes that they didnt' activate ANY of the promotional codes (which you get just by virtue of signing up for the first time). I got billed for every single minute, no nights and weekends nothing. They reverse my cut-off, and performed a recalculation of my entire bill history since I signed on with em. Turns out, I overpaid by $464. they said they could send me a check for it, but I opted to leave it in the account (to whih it'll be chipped away every month for my bill) so look at that shit. Paying attention just inadvertantly got my verizon bill payed for the next 9 months (at $50/mo).

Just liek that 6-point ticket I beat that I as tellin yall about - you pay a little bit of attenton and you'd be surprised who you'd find out was trying to get one over on you.

damn thats why i chose sprint and its way better......lol......damn thats messed up though

yea dawg...u gotta put yo foot in people's asses sometimes

except ur insurance adjuster...u don't fuck wit dem


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What happened to me coulda been anyones mistake and prolly is form the Radioshack dimepiece that didnt' seem too attentive with my shit while setting it up. I used to have Sprint. It's what made me realize that "Absolute Nightmare" could be spelled in 6 letters and come with free nights and weekends.

^^so she wasn't payin attention cuz she was lookin at u?

prolly, but I didn't wanna gas my self liek that so I just stuck to the facts - she wasn't attentive with what she was doing.

u can't tell when a chick is diggin u?


I'm gay and even I can see dat nigga :hump:

lol that aint' the point. I'm sying she wasn't being attentive to the shit going on. I didn't want to be liek "oh shit son, the puertorican stacy dash was checkin me! all up in the thread, so I stuck to the fizzaks.

the fact is, she COULDA been checkin u out and u missed a platinum opportunity to smash


:hump: :nono: :evilgrin: :banghead:

pfftt, I'd rather have kept my 460 bucks in my pocket. I'm not a slave to pussy from a dime or a nickle when there's groupies on tap.

congrats. you beat "the man"

nextel whoops ass tho

Nexted forever has to SEARCH AND LOCATE it's fuggin members

Nah, I didnt' beat the man - the man tried to beat me and I wouldnt let 'em.

Nextel? pffttt "please wait will this Nextel Suscriber is located. Transfering to the voice mailbox of..."

yeah...nextel's great...IF you also got nextel.

impossible

where the fuck is up in your state?

i live in cali and used to work for verizon wireless and have fam that still works there

and no way in hell would they just do what you just explained

where you live?

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHHA, you're fuckin on crack son. When the paper bill gets here I'll take a pic and show you the big-ass negative sign in front of the "Total Payment Due" line.

PS - my location can be discovered by simply reading the line that says "From"