Guys Are Assholes and Girls Are Bitches


Men from Mars hate yet love all women from Venus
And stupidity strikes as soon as they have seen us
Chin filled with drool while following some stupid rule
To transform into Mr. Cool when they are just a fool
Playin all the tricks up their sleeve as make believe
As Adam seeking his Eve, with or without a weave
Just can't believe some think I'm flattered by a wink
Or that they can get in my pants by offering a drink
Though a small part can be quite prince charming
Fluttering butterflies then things become alarming
Smooth sailing it is 'till they passed the final stage
Feeling locked in a cage, wanting to turn the page
They dump you for another girl to rock their world
As your mind suddenly twirled: insults are hurled
The fine art of hate slowly building inside the heart
Yet you can’t bear the idea of you two being apart
Who knew revenge would taste so sweet and sour
In love’s darkest hour, it’s women’s highest power
We attack ‘n spread mean gossip behind his back
Claiming not to give one jack as his sex was wack
In a rageful mood, threatening to chop off his balls
Yet I’m humping my walls, missing his booty calls
Now he thinks I’m a witch and caused that lil itch

*smirks*

You know…I always faked it…

Does that make me a bitch?