Coolest shit....
 

To happen to you this summer. Could be anything.

Mine would have to be... Lmao.

I fucked a park ranger. Female of course. Hillarious.

*sighs*

its not summer here yet. Still spring.

When me and a couple of my homies ciphered with Ludacris
and he was like "Storm, you got skills girl"


Luda is cool as hell





-Storm

When I got attacked by a shark. It was a fuckin 10 footer swimmin right at me (I went to the beach this summer). I turned around and it was coming right at me. I swam faster than I could fuckin run. I was scared as fuck. People on the beach were screamin and shit. I thought for sure I was dead...But then I made it to the shore, looked in the ocean, gave the shark the middle finger and started laughing my ass off.

Then, I told OSB about it, and he started laughing his ass off too, which made it even better.

Me=Owned

You almost got eaten by a shark. A volleyball team hates me. We rule.

^^^ Soooooooooooo True.

I got shot .

and what's cool about getting shot?

I've been shot too, but that shit aint cool that shit hurts




-Storm

wen i got shot w/ a cannonball... that shit was bomb..

lol.

disttilds the type of person who your never know if hes being serious or just being distilled.

theres somthing in that english water :thumbup:

the fuck is distilled?

very clean water.