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Bow Down to the master of Punking, I just owned Fuxjustaword!
Jaw Show Awe: sup
FuxJustaWord: watsup Jaw Show Awe: meh, chilling Jaw Show Awe: yo, you don't live in Quebec do you? or Canada? FuxJustaWord: no... lmao, chitown Jaw Show Awe: damn man, i'm trying to get some guys to come down to the rape tomorow night but no one lives in canada FuxJustaWord: to the rape? Jaw Show Awe: it's this huge party, where all the guys and girls come dressed in tight leather, and everyguy chooses a partner, then one of the couples get in the middle and the guys starts having sex with the girl, and she pretends she's getting raped Jaw Show Awe: it's like once a month Jaw Show Awe: it'll be my 3rd time going FuxJustaWord: freaky ass shit FuxJustaWord: ive heard about those type of parties before...... minus the leather Jaw Show Awe: well it's not for everyone, but it's really cool once you get into it Jaw Show Awe: like, my first time I was nervous and shit, and I thought it was weird too, but everyone was so supposrtive FuxJustaWord: lol, supportive Jaw Show Awe: yes, they gave me tips and everything Jaw Show Awe: I have a book FuxJustaWord: kama sutra? Jaw Show Awe: no silly, rapes for the 21'st century, it's a classic amongst our cult, the leader wrote it, you won't find it at a book shop Jaw Show Awe: only memebers get to have one Jaw Show Awe: but yo, you know what's really fun about the whole gathering though? FuxJustaWord: wat? Jaw Show Awe: after every couple has had there turn in the middle, we all take a drink from the magic well, wich is filled of juice mixed with acid in the the middle of the mansion, and we all trip out FuxJustaWord: this sounds like some crazy shit, wtf Jaw Show Awe: then we go outside and look for a girl, and when we find one we pin her down in a dark alley and rape her, even the girls will join in, so it's really fun, hense why it's called a "rape" Jaw Show Awe: but you know what i'm still skeptical about? FuxJustaWord: wat FuxJustaWord: wtf, u rape a random girl.... ur fuckin with me FuxJustaWord: lol Jaw Show Awe: if we don't find a girl to rape come 12:00 am, we have to go back to the mansion and our leader beats us all FuxJustaWord: lmfao s&m Jaw Show Awe: i'm glad we were able to find a girl on my first time Jaw Show Awe: you never heard of the Paradise land theories? Or Kahlil Gibrans Children of the angels? FuxJustaWord: nope, not at all Jaw Show Awe: he's world wide FuxJustaWord: enlighten me Jaw Show Awe: well, Kahlils our cult master, and every group of a cult has a leader, the cult leaders are really high in rankings, but Kahlil is the ultimate power, i've never seen him, as of now I don't deserve too though, I hope one day I can be one of the lucky few who he takes to the promise land come the end of the world Jaw Show Awe: you should seriously consider joining, you'll start off as an ordinary cult memeber, but if you stay with it long enough and give your complete trust and faith to Kahlil, you can embark on the Journey Jaw Show Awe: are you interested in joining? Jaw Show Awe: you'll feel so good if you do, I promise, become an angels child, I can tell you how if you'd like? FuxJustaWord: haha no im ok FuxJustaWord: ill be a normal person Jaw Show Awe: what is that supposed to mean? Jaw Show Awe: we are not normall people, your right, we all angles children, we are blessed, never doubt the word of Kahlil Jaw Show Awe: he is god FuxJustaWord: lmao, u are crazy if ur bein serious Jaw Show Awe: ok, your the one that's crazy, you have no idea how fun it is, Kahlil tells us the anual sacrifice is fun, so therfore it is, we can't doubt him Jaw Show Awe: are you sure you don't wanna embark with us? Jaw Show Awe: i'm waiting for your decision... FuxJustaWord: no i dont, lol Jaw Show Awe: all you have to do is leave your familly behind, but it's written in Kahlils word that our familly isn't actually our real familly, the members of our cult, there our actuall familly FuxJustaWord: hahahha Jaw Show Awe: because only our members can be children of the angels Jaw Show Awe: what's so funny? FuxJustaWord: nothin nothin Jaw Show Awe: it's so logical, think about it? Jaw Show Awe: don't you agree? FuxJustaWord: nope, not really Jaw Show Awe: I guess your one of the forsaken as Kahlil says Jaw Show Awe: he's so smart Jaw Show Awe: I can't wait to give myself to him Jaw Show Awe: he's gonna fly us all to Mars, before the earth is destroyed, do you know why? Jaw Show Awe: well do you? FuxJustaWord: nope FuxJustaWord: why? Jaw Show Awe: because we will meet our other leader on Mars, that's what the journey is for, to meet our true leader, only the chosen and most pure will get to join Kahlil on this journey, do you know who are real leader is? Jaw Show Awe: well do you? Jaw Show Awe: I need to know if you know, do you know who it is? FuxJustaWord: lol, no io dont know FuxJustaWord: Jesus Jaw Show Awe: well Spul does, so does 9th Degree, or Sebastien and Paul, or how they are known by their real names, Gagron and Lybaster FuxJustaWord: ohhhh yea FuxJustaWord: Lybaster, sounds about right Jaw Show Awe: no, you can't know why we are givin new names, that's sacred word given to members only Jaw Show Awe: I was the one who got them to join FuxJustaWord: liar Jaw Show Awe: i'll prove it, ask them Jaw Show Awe: don't you know who our real leader is? The one Clarice that has even more power then Kahlil? The one who has ulitmate power, he IS the center of the universe Jaw Show Awe: well do you know? Jaw Show Awe: well, I need to know, do you? FuxJustaWord: no i do not! FuxJustaWord: he doesnt exist FuxJustaWord: brainwashed u have been Jaw Show Awe: you might not believe this, but his name is Ashton Kutcher Jaw Show Awe: and do you know why his name is Ashton Kutcher? Jaw Show Awe: well do you, FuxJustaWord: lma0o Jaw Show Awe: cuz you just been PUNKED FuxJustaWord: cuz i got punkd Jaw Show Awe: lmfaoooooooooooooo Jaw Show Awe: omfg FuxJustaWord: lmfao Jaw Show Awe: *posts on RV* |
Meh, one time I threw tomatoes at a retirement home shuttle bus. Now that was a good punking!
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stfu before I slash your wheels truck boy.
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ok.....so u owned him how????
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kid actually believed I was in a cult and shit yo.
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this e-punk owned that shit
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this is gay, my punking of kol B in our forums is alot doper than this.
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werd...... he got me until he talked about rapin random girls...... lmao
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I thought you said you got him to join..heh
You gotta work on your punking skills.. Jaw Show Awe (11:08:55 AM): it's so funny Jaw Show Awe (11:09:04 AM): I got him trying to join my "cult" Jaw Show Awe (11:09:05 AM): omfg U Wan Taco (11:09:10 AM): wtf U Wan Taco (11:09:16 AM): what sort of cult Jaw Show Awe (11:09:17 AM): lmao, this punking is the best ever Jaw Show Awe (11:09:22 AM): I cult that rapes chicks Jaw Show Awe (11:09:24 AM): LMAO |
that isn't a punking....i dont consider it a punking unless the lie ur telling actually has an actual affect on his life..which this clearly doesn't...frankly, you could tell he could care less the entire time
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Wtf is this???
Too long to read dude.. |
^^exactly........................
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that was at hydro
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who cares, omfg, this shit was funny though. he was just like, wtf? your crazy and shit, he was almost believing it, hense it's a punk.
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lmao lmao lmao... hahahh flying to mars? lmao wtf? hahahahahaah stupid ass hahah wth hahahaha.. iono if i was only one but man this was funny lol
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