The Dark Art Punk, yo.
 

Robotic Waffle [5:03 P.M.]: Do you believe in magic?
Robotic Waffle [5:03 P.M.]: I think I discovered magic, yo.
EZ 2292 [5:03 P.M.]: ok
Robotic Waffle [5:03 P.M.]: I'm serious, want me to teach you?
EZ 2292 [5:04 P.M.]: sure
Robotic Waffle [5:04 P.M.]: You serious?
Robotic Waffle [5:04 P.M.]: You want to fucking do this?
EZ 2292 [5:04 P.M.]: yes
Robotic Waffle [5:04 P.M.]: If you tell anyone else I'll slit you.
EZ 2292 [5:04 P.M.]: ok i wont tell noone
Robotic Waffle [5:04 P.M.]: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Robotic Waffle [5:04 P.M.]: I swear.
EZ 2292 [5:05 P.M.]: YES!
Robotic Waffle [5:05 P.M.]: This will change your whole prospect of life.
Robotic Waffle [5:05 P.M.]: You ever been picked on?
EZ 2292 [5:05 P.M.]: yea
Robotic Waffle [5:05 P.M.]: You want to beat them up?
Robotic Waffle [5:05 P.M.]: Show everyone you're a big guy?
EZ 2292 [5:05 P.M.]: yea sure
Robotic Waffle [5:06 P.M.]: You really have to be committed.
Robotic Waffle [5:06 P.M.]: The first step is getting a pencil.
EZ 2292 [5:06 P.M.]: ok
Robotic Waffle [5:06 P.M.]: The whole thing is special letters written down.
Robotic Waffle [5:06 P.M.]: Get a sheet of paper, any kind.
EZ 2292 [5:07 P.M.]: ok h.o
EZ 2292 [5:07 P.M.]: got 1
Robotic Waffle [5:07 P.M.]: Write 'ami ittel isfhie'
EZ 2292 [5:08 P.M.]: ok
Robotic Waffle [5:08 P.M.]: Do you have any foreskin lying around?
Robotic Waffle [5:08 P.M.]: It's not a necessity but good for beginners.
Robotic Waffle [5:08 P.M.]: It augments the magical properties and thus allows a complete spectrum of paranormal development.
EZ 2292 [5:09 P.M.]: no
Robotic Waffle [5:09 P.M.]: Which can be easily obtained by an adept, but sadly you are nothing but a 'lbakc ipens', which means 'beginner' in the true language.
Robotic Waffle [5:09 P.M.]: Now, fold the paper long-wise.
EZ 2292 [5:10 P.M.]: ok
Robotic Waffle [5:10 P.M.]: Unfold, then fold the opposite way.
Robotic Waffle [5:10 P.M.]: Then, when it's in fours, unfold it and stab directly in the middle.
Robotic Waffle [5:11 P.M.]: Put your hands together so the tips of your fingers touch, palms together, and making a loud yelping noise. This is crucial.
EZ 2292 [5:11 P.M.]: ok
Robotic Waffle [5:11 P.M.]: Okay.
Robotic Waffle [5:11 P.M.]: The paper must be infront of you on a flat surface when you yelp.
Robotic Waffle [5:11 P.M.]: How old are you?
EZ 2292 [5:11 P.M.]: 13
Robotic Waffle [5:11 P.M.]: I see. You need to write 13, so '1' is on the left of the hole and 3 is on the right.
EZ 2292 [5:11 P.M.]: ok
Robotic Waffle [5:12 P.M.]: You have this all?
EZ 2292 [5:12 P.M.]: yes
Robotic Waffle [5:12 P.M.]: Yelp three more times, then scream 'amer duc'
Robotic Waffle [5:12 P.M.]: A-meer duck.
EZ 2292 [5:12 P.M.]: ok
Robotic Waffle [5:13 P.M.]: Fold the paper once more.
Robotic Waffle [5:13 P.M.]: You have done all of this, in precise order?
EZ 2292 [5:13 P.M.]: wich way
Robotic Waffle [5:13 P.M.]: Fold it...hamburger style.
EZ 2292 [5:13 P.M.]: wutz hamburger style?
Robotic Waffle [5:13 P.M.]: So it's fat.
Robotic Waffle [5:13 P.M.]: Instead of skinny.
EZ 2292 [5:13 P.M.]: ok
EZ 2292 [5:13 P.M.]: got it
Robotic Waffle [5:13 P.M.]: Like George Lucas, except not.
Robotic Waffle [5:13 P.M.]: Okay, do you have a dog or cat?
EZ 2292 [5:13 P.M.]: cat
Robotic Waffle [5:14 P.M.]: Can it support your weight if you try to ride it around the house?
EZ 2292 [5:14 P.M.]: no
Robotic Waffle [5:14 P.M.]: I'd imagine it'd be roughly the size of a house.
Robotic Waffle [5:14 P.M.]: I see.
Robotic Waffle [5:14 P.M.]: Okay.
Robotic Waffle [5:14 P.M.]: The last step.
Robotic Waffle [5:14 P.M.]: Is the worst of all.
Robotic Waffle [5:14 P.M.]: You must take the paper...
Robotic Waffle [5:14 P.M.]: and shove it.
Robotic Waffle [5:14 P.M.]: Up your anus.
EZ 2292 [5:14 P.M.]: FUCK YOU!
Robotic Waffle [5:14 P.M.]: WHAT?
EZ 2292 [5:14 P.M.]: forget that shit
Robotic Waffle [5:15 P.M.]: FINE!
Robotic Waffle [5:15 P.M.]: Okay.
Robotic Waffle [5:15 P.M.]: Fine.
Robotic Waffle [5:15 P.M.]: You obviously don't care about the art.
Robotic Waffle [5:15 P.M.]: Let's talk about something else.
Robotic Waffle [5:15 P.M.]: You can always replace the anus thing.
Robotic Waffle [5:15 P.M.]: By drinking some whey protein performance supplement at your local GNC.
EZ 2292 [5:16 P.M.]: ook
Robotic Waffle [5:16 P.M.]: Okay.
Robotic Waffle [5:16 P.M.]: It'll cost a bit of money.
Robotic Waffle [5:16 P.M.]: When you get it.
Robotic Waffle [5:16 P.M.]: You must scream
Robotic Waffle [5:16 P.M.]: 'Dcku mkea em iggleg.'
EZ 2292 [5:16 P.M.]: i dont care anymore
Robotic Waffle [5:16 P.M.]: And pour it down.
Robotic Waffle [5:16 P.M.]: Your anus.
EZ 2292 [5:16 P.M.]: i dont want to know anymore magic
Robotic Waffle [5:16 P.M.]: Fine, you a
Robotic Waffle [5:17 P.M.]: Oh well. Go the hard way and build up your strength.
Robotic Waffle [5:18 P.M.]: Everyone knows the magi require substansial anal capacity.

You still make no sense. Duck make me giggle.

Do I...have to?

Yes or the Pigeon shall strike you down.

Do...you want to study the dark art?

^ Thank you for that fact, yo.

Daemon, did you just read some Harry Potter or something?

LMMMMMAAAAAAAOOOOOOO!! Your fucking crazy daemon. I could pictures thi sdumb fuck yelping and shit..ahahaha

Word, I was yelping along with him. He's not dumb, word, he probably knew.

And somewhat with Harry Potter.

I get the feeling you were talking to yourself in this punking attempt :)

I was. Oh man, I was.

boring :bored:

BOO@ this lame attempt to Punk.......



*tomatoes tomatoes*

It's funny because Tito has beef because I called him a nobody...

wait...Who is Tito?

im that nigga you remember seein wit nuts bein dipped in and out of your mommas mouth!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH


Fuck outta here wit your lame threads and weak "Ownin" attempts