Eyes to the future... Inventions....
 

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Use your imagination assholes..
Think of an invention that you wish to all fuck someone would make and tell us what it is..

i would make something called "the 5 hour penis makerbigger"
it would be made of a plunger and a vice grip..a laser beam and you would have to plung your dick with the vice grips attached to the bell head..the laser is for flashy looks and it would make it huge for 5 hours...

Virtual Reality Mind Game


a helmet that when on your heads taps into whatever you are thinking and projects it in a virtual reality world, basically making your thoughts real, but not real........so then you could have any woman at any time :cool: werd

You basically just informed the entire site that your not very big where it counts..

Good one..

Very few humans are able to concentrate their thoughts that well for long enough, thats not a technology problem, thats a human nature problem bro..

Some kind of teleporter would be dope.

something to make my penis a lil bit smaller.......


i mean jesus.....

a cloning machine...

then i cud clone jessica alba as many times as i liked and have one big orgy

also, a brainwashing device...

just in case she turns me down ^_^

Oh man... Cloning jessica alba's for an orgy would be fucking godly...

I got a semi just thinking about that..

Fuck cloning. That Jessica Alba shit would be awesome, but the whole idea of cloning is fucked up.

I have to go with OMB's teleporter. Shit would just be ill. Go from the United States to Australia.. go eat some kangaroos or something then head back.

Dope.

werd @ teleporting though

you could teleport into jessica alba's bed :hump:

Hmm, this a dope thread.

First off all Id like to say.....

certain inventions will never be made cause this world is to hungry for money. The invention I wish were made and Im sure with time and effort could be,will never be made cause they will put many buisness's out of money.
But in a conventional world,money shouldt be a issue,if we didnt have to stress on money and everyone wasnt so greedy,these inventions would help mankind like a muther fucker.

1- re-usable gas/oil. Gas should be able to be re-used. Instead of sparking and ingniting then dissapearing into smoke(out the exhaust) the gas should be some how,caught after its fired in the pistons or rota,then instead of going out the exhaust pipe,the exhaust pipe should take the evaporated gas to some sort of break down liquifing chamber,then the smoke formed back into a liquid form,then re-used.This will also eliminate smog from cars fucking oru ozone layer.

I dont know everything about the way cars and gas works,but with our technology it is possible.


The second is simple. Car tires. Why cant re use these tires which are either being burnt(fucking the ozone) or buried (with the odd exception 30% are being used productivly).
Teh idea I thought was to use them to genertae power for citys. power cuts,power bill,energy used aswell as cancerous power pilons, are a harm and trouble for everyone. If the rubber tires from cars which are being throwen away in huge amounts daily,get used to generate power some how. This would be fucking dope. Im expecting alot of you to not see how rubber tires could generate energy, but if wind,fire and water can create energy,then im sure burning these tires to create energy and using the same concept of reusing the smoke so it doesnt fuck the ozone layer will work.

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...will add others later,cant be fucked now...

Why the hell would I use these peoples ideas..

I'm not an inventor.
This is a comic relief thread because I am a mod and I sometimes make threads just so people got new things to make posts in and talk about.

Its called keeping your forum active..

a pill or sumthin that could simulate sleep would be dope
then u'd live twice as long because u would have to waste time sleeping