The "Yo Mama" Jokes Thread
 

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Yo Mamaz so short she does chin-ups on the curb... :thefinger

Yo momma is so short she had a cow.

yo mammas so fat she got baptised at seaworld

Lmfao. Classic.

Yo mama's so fat, her only pet's a kit kat

Your mama is so cool, that she told you to shut the fuck up with all the played ass jokes. :thumbup:

yo mama is so stupid that she returned her M&M's back cuz they said W's

YO momma house so small, when she stick the key through the front door, it unlocks the back door.

yo mamas so skinny she jacks food stamps from somalians

FUck yo mama,FUck yo mama,FUck yo mama,FUck yo mama,FUck yo mamaFUck yo FUck yo mama!!!

Yo momma so tall, when she did a backflip, she kicked Jesus in da mouf.

yo mama so stupid she thought fruit punch wuz a gay boxer

lmao, i remember back in like 94 sayin that, werd

Your momma so ugly, she made a pig look like Wilbur from Charlotte's Web.

yo mam so fat, wen she went 2 skool, she sat by everybody

lol, i remember seein that 1 on tha fresh prince a long fuckin time ago, lol, werd

Yo mammas so dumb she went to the cinema, saw a film saying under 17s not permitted, so she went home and got 16 of her friends