Question To Austrailians
 

Don't the blood rush to ya heads seeing as ya Country is upside down?...and do you got suckers on ya shoes coz you should be falling into space???...or is the floor made out of metal and you got magnets on ya shoes?...fill me in coz my Uncle who lives in Austrailia i ain't spoke to in a minute and i was gonna ask him but i thought i'd ask you instead.

Nah you just need a good pair of suction cup shoes and a reverse-bloodenator.

Mine only cost like 10 thousand kangaroo ribs. (australian currency) The catch is the warehouse that houses the suction cup shoes is guarded by crocodiles. You have to wrestle 6 crocodiles to death with your bare hands before they let you in to pay for your shoes.

Since a lot of kids arent that strong, you see a lot of young people falling off the face of the earth. Its pretty sad actually...

So i guess jumping is illegal too in Austrailia?

Yeah... its punished by sex... With a fire -_-

damn...could be worse though

Mad dog... Seeing as the earth's magnetic pull we like to call gravity is so strong it even has the power to keep a large ball of rock and dust (the moon) in orbit.

What gave you the impression humans would be immune from this fundemental law of physics causing us to fall off the surface of the planet..

I mean..
Using logic as advanced as yours, I might ask are english people (being at the top of the globe) able to look down and see Australia out your window.....?

...Dont answer that.

Only on a clear Tuesday night in November