had a dope battle at skool 2day :cool: werd
 

werd, i wuz on a free n i wuz walkin thru tha caffetera n a bunch of ppl called me ova, n i went ova n they were like "this guy wants 2 battle u" so i looked at him n he had this stupid look on hiz face like he didnt really wanna do it. i sed i wanted him 2 go 1st, but he just sat there fo like a bajillion years thinkin n then hes just like "i cant think of nuthin" i wuz like "fuck it, i'll go 1st" then i wuz like "wait, i dont know shit all about this guy" so ppl there that knew him told me hiz rap name iz "Sweats" lmao, n that he wuz wearin a purple shirt :rolleyes: n then 1 of them sed sumthin bout him shittin hiz pants at skool b4, i wuz like "wtf" n looked at him n he looked all embarrassed, then i started laughin my ass of at him. so then i started, i wuz like...

ayo, this bitch wont start, cuz he dont stand a chance
cuz he knows he aint shit, like wut ud find in hiz pants
u a bitch, n u wearin purple, i'll clown u
a spicca iz about 2 b rappin circles around u
kool col-b just beat yo ass, hows it feel sweats?
tha only pussy u eva saw wuz on tha fuckin internet

n everybody wuz all like "OOOOHHHHH!!!" n laughin n shit, lol, there wuz like 20 sum ppl watchin.

then sweats wuz like "aight, i got sumthin" n he sed sumthin really fuckin shitty, i dont even think it rymed, it wuz hard 2 make out wut he sed. n everybody just sat there like "...wut?...... did that even ryme?" lmao. then im like...

wtf wuz that shit? u only spitted 1 stupid bar
bend ova so i can fill ya ass full of superstars *points at adidas superstars on my feet*
now dont git it cunfused, im a spic, ur a cracka
im a gangsta gangsta, ur a hick on a tracter

n everybody wuz like "OOOOHHHHH!!!" n laughin n shit again

then he sed sum shit, but it wuz hard 2 make out cuz he wuz talkin all low n shit, alls i made out wuz "im sho this spic knows" and "i'll take a razor blade n shave tha pubes off ya face" tryna diss my dope gotee n shit

n everybody wuz like "ooohhh" n shit, n i just stood there fo a couple seconds then i wuz like...

u callin me a spic? makin fun of my race?
well matta fact, my pubes bin on yo MUTHAZ face

lmao, everybody wuz trippin off that shit.

then tha buzza went 2 go 2 next class n everybody wuz like "just say 1 last thang n finish him" n i wuz like

ayo sweats, u wack az shit, so fuck u
*starts walkin away*
but anywayz i gotta jet, but sweats remember... *puts on gay voice* i love u

LMAO, then i left.

i came wack fo most of it, but meh, i wuz just spittin off tha top of tha dizome, u know. shit wuz dope, so i posted it. dont like it? eat a burn victims crispy cock, werd

that was actually kinda joke still. i've done shit like that before....

I had to listen to this on msn. I refuse to re live it in this thread.
*waits for kolby's mum's lips*

lol funny...................

lmao thats funny..and for a freestyle diss thats pretty tight for real life...lol its easy too diss people irl but online its too hard cuz u dont know um ya know? lmao shit that last one was pretty funny too werrd

Dope? Far from it.

Not necessarily.

well im sho im missin sum of it. but yeah, it wuz off tha dome. werd

i do not know wut u r talking about :shocked: werd