Scoping...
 

...and Im not talkin about mouthwash.

When guys are scoping ladies, we look at ass and titties. Occasionally legs if they got a skirt or tight ass short-shorts on.

...but WTF do women scope for guys? :wtf:

Bulge... its all about the bulge.

*Goes into fridge looking for Koobasa, peperoni, or some other relative of the meat family*

Thats pretty sad, but okay!

*whisper* Salami ;)

Don't forget to change the meat down there either man. Fuck one time I forgot a package of bacon in my underpants for over 3 and a half days.

Their money..........

^ Good point.

Nostradamus wins.

You know what..on the real, this is a good question.. I seriously want to see the responses. where's my girl with the dirt in her twat at? lol.

Unfortunately...''ladies'' aint as vein an shallow as you, so they look for well mannoured, sence of humour, good dress sense.....and a cute personality....so you basically got no chance homie.

Lmaoooooo ^
Word to that, IDH will have a killer response for y'all, no doubt about that, yo.

Werd. ^

..an fucka metafo who disagrees with me just because checking out ladies aint his cup of tea.

..Kid would rather be checking out meat products on men, if you catch my drift.

appearantly the good girls (my type :thumbup:) look pretty much mainly at face and just overal appearence and personality... and yeah, Im cute ;)

yep it's the bulge...my girl fessed to me thats what she was eying up when she first met me :evilgrin:

oh and my arse...

LMAO you ain't understand...insincts don't look for manners...even polite people get naughty ya know what i mean