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N.Tavarez 10-24-05 12:07 PM

sex in florida joke
 
Sex In Florida ...



A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, goes to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.



When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and says goodbye.



The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"



The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and so we can not go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50,and I get $43 back from Medicare."

Buck.Marley 10-24-05 12:16 PM

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

<--------Orlando, FLA...

Had me laughin tho, good shit shh

villagepimp 10-24-05 02:57 PM

lmao... that was okay... i chuckled...

N.Tavarez 10-25-05 06:39 PM

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G Deuce 10-25-05 06:42 PM

that was pretty decent................

Blay'all 10-25-05 06:45 PM

haha, pretty nice


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