I need some crazy ideas...
 

I need some ideas that piss off a lot of people, but doesn't lead to a confrontation with the cops. Also, no going to my parents saying I'm gay or anything, and I'll videotape what I do.

Go to a chinese resteraunt and insist on eating dog or cat...

When they say they dont serve it, make really obnoxious racist comments asking why the fuck they dont sell dog and cat meat at a fucking asian resteraunt wtf are they thinking..

Say shit like... "DOnt make me go all heiroshema on your ass"

And do heaps of weird ass karate stances while you spread your eyes out with your hands..

Either that, or go up to random women on the street and make real obscene sexual gestures to them and film their reaction...

For shits and giggles.

Lol go to a harolds chicken and if a black dude work there be like "thank god! a Nigger, the chicken will be scrum diddly umptious" and if a white dude works there be like "you should really hire some niggers." Works everytime.

I'm going to get my friend to look up some chinese restaurants. I think there is one at like, walking distance. I'm not going to say 'nigger', i'm a fucking thirteen year old white boy for god sake, they'll shoot me, then rape me.

ROFL... Thats just a quick way to get a good punch in the face...

Okay, Indeph, so, picture the scene

A little white boy walks up to a black guy

and goes 'niggers make their food scrum dipply umptuous'. I could only make it worse by saying 'you have to know what you're doing to work in plantations, doodly scrumtuouslicious.'

Okay, I'm going to start it off as an interview.

And I'll ask

'Do you serve the blood of the people from pearl harbor?'

The game is, how many questions can I ask before I get kicked out?

And I'll challenge one of them to a push-up contest, then like knock their arm away when they're doing one.

shit in someones eye...yup

What the fuck, I do that every day, that's nothing special paranoid.

Ok, this is wut you have to do.....you have to have something like big bushes to hide behind in a drive way.....and face towards the street...have someone on the other side and someone with you...object is to....have a place holder for you and kick footballs at the cars and if they stop ...then run.... lol thats some cky shit

Boring. I'm doing the chinese shit.

It will be called 'We're Trying to Find the Internet'