Dex vs Drakel
 

Battle Rules:

20 Lines
No Crew Votes
No Recycling
No Biting
No Hate
No D/R

Minimum posts to vote: 500

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Dex has ACCEPTED this battle on 12-02-05 11:11 AM.

Drakel has ACCEPTED this battle on 12-02-05 11:19 AM.

You started this shit now you bout to get whored
I feel harder than wood reading ya shit, yeah im bored* -*bored/board
Kid you get drunk every nite and stay indoors on the net
You got azz written all over you like yous a gazzette
Im an MP3 your no more than a cassette in comparison
Ya bitches are male order, bet you wish you could marry some
You should at least leave your house once you fuckin hermit
you called me gay, that’s great but you got aids, you earned it
you’ll never get blown til ya girl gets blown up
careful where you poke tho or she’ll need to be sown up
Why the name drakel? If you’re a dragon then im shrek
Im the honkey with a donkey getting ya flames wet
You tried to make a monkey of me but who got it wrong?
U were too busy havin sweet dreams of someones king kong
That’s a bit sick man, I knew you loved the corey **
Not boy meets world man that’s a different story
You’re a lonely drunk impressing yaself you can even type
Open a fruit stall if you wanna be the apple of anyones eye
Your reputation for being whack Is well renowned
You want people to jump around, set fire to the ground


** corey = british word for boner


if you dont understand my shit then pm and ask dont vote against me pls
any honest votes will be returned.

this won't be hard at all, and i think he knows its true
cause dex..........everyone already walks all over you
its all a game to you, i'd like nothing more but to see him dead
he may be the chair...but i'll take it and bang it office head
his skill is less than everyone else, so its just natural i come out greater
my dukes nukem faster.......than shitty computer gamers
seriously, im knocking you out bitch, i dont need my reasons
he's socom, until i take control and tear the bitch to peaces
im not playing with you man, after this battle, you're through
you're about to meet your doom, and im probly better at the game than you too
he's throwing whack punches, but still can't figure why they're always missin
this battle you'll be left with zippo.....right after i light you on fire with it
has a nack for bad crews, but dont worry, im sure your someones friend
but you're proud to be in a whacker crew than twisted government
bitch, you can't hold a toon, now you're in some trouble
dinos that im better than him, but i'll still turn him to rubble
you have no skill man, just learn your lesson, hoe
shit, you've been whacked so many times, i've seen alot more moles
you're nothing but a homo, and don't act like you're offended
cause the last time you had a girl in reach, you were at the fucking dentist

:shoot:

good drop bro. My first line didnt come out, fuck knows why.

Iv posted in the battle forum problems. hopefully they'll sort it soon

word, lets get some votes.........................

Voted For: Drakel

you’ll never get blown til ya girl gets blown up
careful where you poke tho or she’ll need to be sown upYou tried to make a monkey of me but who got it wrong?
U were too busy havin sweet dreams of someones king kong

vs

its all a game to you, i'd like nothing more but to see him dead
he may be the chair...but i'll take it and bang it office head
seriously, im knocking you out bitch, i dont need my reasons
he's socom, until i take control and tear the bitch to peaces
im not playing with you man, after this battle, you're through
you're about to meet your doom, and im probly better at the game than you too
has a nack for bad crews, but dont worry, im sure your someones friend
but you're proud to be in a whacker crew than twisted government
bitch, you can't hold a toon, now you're in some trouble
dinos that im better than him, but i'll still turn him to rubble


yeah sorry dex but it really wasnt a close battle
drake took this with wordplay and nice punches
dexs punches were lacking hits to me
good battle boys

Vote disqualified for inadequate feedback. Please see this thread if you need help on what qualifies as an acceptable explanation.

Voted For: Dex

Dex:
You started this shit now you bout to get whored
I feel harder than wood reading ya shit, yeah im bored* -*bored/board
4/10 - OK PUNCH.
Kid you get drunk every nite and stay indoors on the net
You got azz written all over you like yous a gazzette
4/10 - DECENT PUNCH.
Im an MP3 your no more than a cassette in comparison
Ya bitches are male order, bet you wish you could marry some
2/10 - DIDNT LIKE IT.
You should at least leave your house once you fuckin hermit
you called me gay, that’s great but you got aids, you earnedit
3/10 - OK.
you’ll never get blown til ya girl gets blown up
careful where you poke tho or she’ll need to be sown up
4/10 - LOL.
Why the name drakel? If you’re a dragon then im shrek
Im the honkey with a donkey getting ya flames wet
4/10 - DECENT LINE.
You tried to make a monkey of me but who got it wrong?
U were too busy havin sweet dreams of someones king kong
5/10 - GOOD PUNCH.
That’s a bit sick man, I knew you loved the corey **
Not boy meets world man that’s a different story
4/10 - OK PUNCH.
You’re a lonely drunk impressing yaself you can even type
Open a fruit stall if you wanna be the apple of anyones eye
5/10 - GOOD DISS.
Your reputation for being whack Is well renowned
You want people to jump around, set fire to the ground
4/10 - GOOD FINISH.
*39/100*

You had a good flow, some strong punches overall good verse.


Drakel:
this won't be hard at all, and i think he knows its true
cause dex..........everyone already walks all over you
3/10 - NO THEY DONT.
its all a game to you, i'd like nothing more but to see him dead
he may be the chair...but i'll take it and bang it office head
5/10 - GOOD WORDPLAY.
his skill is less than everyone else, so its just natural i come out greater
my dukes nukem faster.......than shitty computer gamers
3/10 - BORING.
seriously, im knocking you out bitch, i dont need my reasons
he's socom, until i take control and tear the bitch to peaces
3/10 - AGAIN BORING.
im not playing with you man, after this battle, you're through
you're about to meet your doom, and im probly better at the game than you too
3/10 - STOP WITH THE GAMES!
he's throwing whack punches, but still can't figure why they're always missin
this battle you'll be left with zippo.....right after i light you on fire with it
5/10 - GOOD WORDPLAY.
has a nack for bad crews, but dont worry, im sure your someones friend
but you're proud to be in a whacker crew than twisted government
4/10 - NAH.
bitch, you can't hold a toon, now you're in some trouble
dinos that im better than him, but i'll still turn him to rubble
4/10 - OK PUNCH.
you have no skill man, just learn your lesson, hoe
shit, you've been whacked so many times, i've seen alot more moles
2/10 - HUH?..
you're nothing but a homo, and don't act like you're offended
cause the last time you had a girl in reach, you were at the fucking dentist
2/10 - DIDNT RHYME.
*34/100*

I didnt like the video game lines, you had some good wordplay, flwo lacked. OK Punches.

Vote - Dex, wins 39 to 34.
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^ you're gay, just cause i voted against you, like, fuck off, battle me for banishment

Voted For: Drakel

this won't be hard at all, and i think he knows its true
cause dex..........everyone already walks all over you
....decent
its all a game to you, i'd like nothing more but to see him dead
he may be the chair...but i'll take it and bang it office head
...Nice wordplay.
his skill is less than everyone else, so its just natural i come out greater
my dukes nukem faster.......than shitty computer gamers
...Ok
seriously, im knocking you out bitch, i dont need my reasons
he's socom, until i take control and tear the bitch to peaces
...NOpe,didn't connect
im not playing with you man, after this battle, you're through
you're about to meet your doom, and im probly better at the game than you too
...Decent
he's throwing whack punches, but still can't figure why they're always missin
this battle you'll be left with zippo.....right after i light you on fire with it
...Uhh,No.
has a nack for bad crews, but dont worry, im sure your someones friend
but you're proud to be in a whacker crew than twisted government
...Good
bitch, you can't hold a toon, now you're in some trouble
dinos that im better than him, but i'll still turn him to rubble
...Good
you have no skill man, just learn your lesson, hoe
shit, you've been whacked so many times, i've seen alot more moles
...Meh.
you're nothing but a homo, and don't act like you're offended
cause the last time you had a girl in reach, you were at the fucking dentist
...Good

You started this shit now you bout to get whored
I feel harder than wood reading ya shit, yeah im bored* -*bored/board
...Played,that's corny to relate board with bored like that.
Kid you get drunk every nite and stay indoors on the net
You got azz written all over you like yous a gazzette
..Weak,and the 1st line,wat's wrong with getting drunk at nite and staying indoors at day?That's weak
Im an MP3 your no more than a cassette in comparison
Ya bitches are male order, bet you wish you could marry some
...Weak
You should at least leave your house once you fuckin hermit
you called me gay, that’s great but you got aids, you earned it
...WTF?
you’ll never get blown til ya girl gets blown up
careful where you poke tho or she’ll need to be sown up
...ZZZZZZZZZZ
Why the name drakel? If you’re a dragon then im shrek
Im the honkey with a donkey getting ya flames wet
...ZZZZZZZZZZZ,when you gon spit a hot line?
You tried to make a monkey of me but who got it wrong?
U were too busy havin sweet dreams of someones king kong
....WOW,Cheesy as fuck.King Kong?..how old are you?
That’s a bit sick man, I knew you loved the corey **
Not boy meets world man that’s a different story
...Even cheesier than before.
You’re a lonely drunk impressing yaself you can even type
Open a fruit stall if you wanna be the apple of anyones eye
....YAWWN
Your reputation for being whack Is well renowned
You want people to jump around, set fire to the ground
....WEAK WEAK WEAK WEAK WEAK WEAK GODDAMN IT!!

Well,one-sided battle.
Drakel won this shit..
Dex,you have got some boring and cheesy lines.Esspeccially the King Kong and boy meets world shit,that is CORN-KNEE!..LoL..But for real,you need work..

Vote-Drakel

Drop an honest vote on EITHER ONE of these please.
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=213623
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=214831

upping............................................ .........

Voted For: Drakel

Drakel:

this won't be hard at all, and i think he knows its true
cause dex..........everyone already walks all over you
^^ehh 3/10
its all a game to you, i'd like nothing more but to see him dead
he may be the chair...but i'll take it and bang it office head
^^dope meta good punch 8/10
his skill is less than everyone else, so its just natural i come out greater
my dukes nukem faster.......than shitty computer gamers
^^ok meta 7/10
seriously, im knocking you out bitch, i dont need my reasons
he's socom, until i take control and tear the bitch to peaces
^^another dope bar 7/10
im not playing with you man, after this battle, you're through
you're about to meet your doom, and im probly better at the game than you too
^^ehh 3/10
he's throwing whack punches, but still can't figure why they're always missin
this battle you'll be left with zippo.....right after i light you on fire with it
^^ok meta ok punch 5/10
has a nack for bad crews, but dont worry, im sure your someones friend
but you're proud to be in a whacker crew than twisted government
^^ehh 3/10
bitch, you can't hold a toon, now you're in some trouble
dinos that im better than him, but i'll still turn him to rubble
^^dope bar 8/10
you have no skill man, just learn your lesson, hoe
shit, you've been whacked so many times, i've seen alot more moles
^^ok 5/10
you're nothing but a homo, and don't act like you're offended
cause the last time you had a girl in reach, you were at the fucking dentist
^^dope closer 6/10

Overall: 55/100 (55%)


Dex:

You started this shit now you bout to get whored
I feel harder than wood reading ya shit, yeah im bored* -*bored/board
^^ok 5/10
Kid you get drunk every nite and stay indoors on the net
You got azz written all over you like yous a gazzette
^^no 3/10
Im an MP3 your no more than a cassette in comparison
Ya bitches are male order, bet you wish you could marry some
^^ok lol 5/10
You should at least leave your house once you fuckin hermit
you called me gay, that’s great but you got aids, you earned it
^^lol 6/10
you’ll never get blown til ya girl gets blown up
careful where you poke tho or she’ll need to be sown up
^^ok 4/10
Why the name drakel? If you’re a dragon then im shrek
Im the honkey with a donkey getting ya flames wet
^^ok 4/10
You tried to make a monkey of me but who got it wrong?
U were too busy havin sweet dreams of someones king kong
^^no 1/10
That’s a bit sick man, I knew you loved the corey **
Not boy meets world man that’s a different story
^^ehh 2/10
You’re a lonely drunk impressing yaself you can even type
Open a fruit stall if you wanna be the apple of anyones eye
^^no 2/10
Your reputation for being whack Is well renowned
You want people to jump around, set fire to the ground
^^ok 4/10

Overall: 36/100 (36%)


Vote: Drakel


Overall he had the better punchs and more interesting read. Better metas also.

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i'll get to it now, word...........................

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