I fight like a bitch.
 

Its true. But nobody can defeat me.

My flatmate attempted to eat the very last microwave lasagna, and I hit him with two fingers in the side of the neck, between two muscles.. he was unable to fight, and I got the lasagna.

Yo when I move down to sydney.

I totally wanna have a fight with you.. Jus for shits and giggles.

lmfao....go One Man Band!.

well i'll poke ya eyes and scratch ya ears then flat hand ya nose and watch you cry in a puddle of nose blood :thumbup:

then i'll piss on ya...or get my kitten to do that most of the time i let the kitten do it...more humiliating IMO

OMB said he could out-drink you, Nos. [/instigation]

lasaga: that sounds like its worth it

I've always believed fighting was stupid unless you absolutely have to...

Believe it or not, I've never been in a physical altercation...I've always managed to finess my way out of them with words...yerp

POLITICIAN in the makin!


Besides, I'm too damn pretty to get MUFFED up.


:nono:

Yeah, but then there's all that "oh, he can't fight!" talk from other people.

it's okay if you can't fight.

That's because you actually are a bitch.

Lmao @ saraan posting that like an hour ago.

shit, i'd just shoot him :cool:


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You never would. I would own you with the new martial art a japanese girl is teaching me. I met her at this gym(gymnastics, not weights) that I go to on teusdays. I sparred with her that day and she beat the shit out of me so easily... If she got a hit in I was fucked for the rest of the fight. Apparently she uses taijutsu which targets pressure points on the body to own the shit out of opponents.. so im getting her to teach me it, because its the best thing ive ever seen.

Nos: sure. *smokes weed with a pipe*

drakel: you bet your ass it was worth it.

I'd handle any martial arts nigga comin at my, if I get my ass dropped then I'ma fuck at em with a pistol or somethin just shoot like three times then when they drop beat the shit outta them, or pretend to be scared n shit then get a low blow and beat the fuck outta them from there, lol nigga think cus he can hit some nigga in the neck with his fingers when they off gaurd that make it somethin, you do fight like a bitch...

Problem is if you hit someone in the right pressure point with enough force, you can be paralyzed. Therefore getting your gun is impossible. Also, if you can't beat someone up without help (gun), then you are the one who fights like a bitch.