Roflmao @ Me!
 

I went to sleep on this girl on the phone
all I remember was her sayin "you want me to call you back?"
and me goin "nah, I aint sleepy"
lmfao, I woke up like 5 - 10 minutes ago and the voice was just silent
so Im thinkin I was sleep for maybe 5 seconds, ROFLMAO, I was sleep for like 30 minutes on her ass
lol, Imma have to kiss a lot of ass to get back on her good side. lmao
any of you people that like women ever fal asleep on a hoe?

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo I Did That Like A Weeek Ago!!! Buawhahahahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol, shit is crazy man.
I woke up with the imprint of my phone on the side of my face
cos I was layin on it
LMFAOOO

lmao thats happend too me so many times...lmao damn..i hate it...cuz you'll be sayin somthing like "Soooo you wanna come over...." and they'll be like " uhh sure" and u'll be snoring and she'll be like "uhhh hello????" and then hang up on you?? man thats gay...happedn with a chick i knew named Kyleigh :(

ive hung up on chicks sayin i got another call......... (obviously wen i dont and their gettin annoyin as fuck)

and i told another one i had to call her back later cuz i was on a cord fone with her in a room with no tv.... and it was the middle of chappelles show..... lmao she go angry "U cant talk to me cuz of a show?"

lol its almost so funy how serious she was......

but fall asleep??? nah..... mad funny tho

^^that was the worst lie i ever heard

lmao, hell yeah every guys done that shit before
so, she wasnt on the phone right? u call her back???

how the fuck do u fall asleep????? i just start doin other shit......... just goin "mhmmm.... rreally?" ....... half listenin while playin some NBA Live or sum shit....

lmao i do that too...but most of the time its cuz i'm writing or i dont wanna talk too um

lol, nah, Her grandma would've tripped if I would've called her back this late.,
she call me after 12:00, cos she cant get calls after then.
and since i got my own line, I can get call at whatever time

nah, cos I was layin in the bed talkin on the phone
and I had some music playin..

I never go to sleep without first knowing thats what I'm doing........

o word, i was thinkin cell phone shit :cool:

lol, nah son
my room phone

i aint used a house phone in like a year....
i dont even know how to use mine :(