OMFG, I have problems
 

Lol, I did this shit for no reason at all. Just to show off.'
Me and my nigga Ant, walkin down the street from his Aunt house, and we talkin about this DVD he just got, Street Brawls.
And he was tellin me how its a part on there where this dude get knocks clean the fuck out for no reason at all.
So, somehow the convo got on me not bein able to knock someone out on the 1st punch.
And Im like, dog, I can knock a nigga out on the first punch.
So he goes, "aiigh, the next person you see, try to knock his ass out"
and Im like bet.
He thinks Im bullshittin, but he don't know Im serious as hell.
So, we walk walkin up on this liquor store and this light skin boy comes out the door, and starts walkin passed us.
And he gets right besides me and I go BOOM!
This nigga arms goes into the air and he falls on the ground right on his chest.
It was snow out too, nigga layin on the ground, face first and shit.
And my nigga Ant like "DAMN G, DAMN G YOU DROPPED THAT NIGGA"
And we start goin through his pockets and shit, nigga had some now and laters, 4 dollars and some change and a BLUE GAME BOY ADVANCE SP in his pockets
We take this shit and dipped.
lol
so, now I got a GBA advance sp , whats some dope games for it? :laugh:

I read the first and last line and pretty much got your entire story.

rofl @ you battling herbs on RB :)

thats messed up.....thats not even cool......in a way its funny but man just imagine if that was u//


lol hahahah j/p did you do that Friday thing and say "YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT"

nah
my nigga was just like "DAMN G DAMN G"
He just kept on sayin that
and we went through that nigga's pockets and dipped
roflmao
*sigh*
Me hurtin people
it makes me feel like man!

This reminds me of a few weeks ago, when I was hanging out and talking to this guy about how his brother was walking down the street and smacked some random guy in the face with a bottle, because he was "in his way". It wasn't a funny story, just something I remembered from reading this.

But karma's a bitch, so post a thread if it ever comes back to you.

Good shit...
And it aint hard to knock people down on the first punch...

I punched this dude once, and the entire side of his face puffed up and his eye started bleeding... He didnt even fall over, he just stood there for the longest time and couldnt even talk... Just had a look of pure shock on his face..

Shit was hilarious..

^^wooord i just hit um across the jaw as hard as i can first punch and if they still standing then i aim for the jaw again....then there all dizzy then u knee um in the face till they bleed and start cryin

Self-contradiction of the day:

uhh yeah u kinda quoted me wrong :cussing: :(

You're still soft. A Christian rapper talking about randomly assaulting someone...yeah, we're convinced. :rolleyes:

lol yeah...the thing is i reall can kick some ass tho :( ahh shucks...i dont mind what ya think tho

who would do some ignorant shit like that....

lay down n rest your neck man....

you know whats even more ignorant?
your son's birth.

Your a tosser.

Hittin someone when they not expectin it, must make you think your manly eh?

Whatever the fuck a tosser is, you're one too.
you know why?
Because you follow me around RV tryin to insult me.
Get off my dick, this the 2nd time you searched through my posts to try to offend me.
Guess what?
it isnt workin
Get a life, you peasant, you're not on my level.