The Worst Dumps
 

My least favorite would have to be the kind where like, you're dumping all smoothly and stuff but then all of a sudden you just feel a lot of it get stuck in your ass hairs so you have to grab some toilet paper and try to grab hold of the dump, but if you pull too hard it hurts like shit because you end up just tugging on ass hairs and stuff. Those ones really piss me off.

Discuss what kind of dumps you would classify as bad.

I was wondering if anyone else has experience this before, once, they got stuck and hardened cuz i was unaware of their pressence, and i eventually had to cut the ass hairs to free the turd menace.

Yeah, when they harden usually I'll try to move them around with toilet paper and hope that they free themselves, but if that doesn't work, I just grip them with some toilet paper, embrace myself, and pull down as they'll come out easier then the fresh ones. But, doing that still sucks instead of just a normal dump.

man, i dumped my gf, it was sweet, she bit my dick

Yeah, but these had been there for like 2 days, and like my fresh dumps kept getting caught in them so it just kept building up.

Shut the fuck up.

Didn't you notice the build up before it was too late? But yeah, that happened to me once before too. Like, all my ass hairs were tangled and I couldn't fix them so I just unleashed a razor on that shit.

dude, I have absolutley no problems with my dumpages.

i thought this was about chicks... hahahaha

Nibbles!

Lmao.

Yeah, but then you feel gay as shit spreading your legs, looking in the mirror at your butthole.

Are you sure? I know you have to have preferences with some dumps over others. I mean, I must say that I prefer a normal dump in comparison too diarhea, but I'd rather have diarhea then one that gets caught in my ass hairs. Know what I mean?

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Lmao. Yeah, man. I must say my pride wasn't at its highest peak that day, but I did what I had to do to get the smooth dump going again. How much did you take down? The nothing steez, or some stubble?

I agree. The art of the diarhea is that it comes out fast. But then like, you have to go back 2 minutes later