Speed up your computer (No this does not require a download just read this))
 

Doesnt work with mac

first place you finger on the ALT button and do not release untill you have clicked the F4 button

it speeds upi your computer by closing unnecesary bullshit that you will never succed at

Does it work on removing dumbasses?

if you wanted to play this 11 year old joke on mac users, say it's Command+Q