Have you ever eaten bacon?
 

Simple question..........................

[Discuss which is better: Burnt or floppy.. and what the best time to eat bacon and if you've ever wanted to slap somebody in the forehead with the God like bacon strips.]

Well of course ive wanted to slap someone with bacon strips... wtf kind of question is that?

Burnt.. eww @ floppy.

Burnt Bacon.

Floppy bacon is usually too greasy. but the good thing about the grease is that you can rub it on someone's face. And I usually think of poking somebody in the eye with my bacon. But slapping them with it is pretty good too.

Chea Chea Boyyaaahhh

Yeah, I must say I prefer the burnt bacon. Also, I'm a seasoned veteran at the art of bacon forehead slaps.

Fuckin word. I love shit when its seasoned with all sorts of herbs and salts. Just the right blend makes any food the dopest.

Fuck yeah, i love when you crush up the bacon and blend it in with the eggs.

I'm more of a bacon artist. I like bacon bits, burnt bacon, bacon with cheese, bacon with omelette etc. I make bacon art.

sausages own bacon's life.

wtf, no they dont. you like sausages tho (omg gay joke)

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its all about the waffles........

like sausages nah mean? :shoot:

bacon > sausages

and DEFO Burnt.

i got da art of frying bacon down to a biblical art-form...