RapVerse.com Community - My best AIM convos

You don't really need to read this, I just wanna print them out soon so i'm stockpiling them in this thread. :)

U Wan Taco: my diss goes for 1:50
Word Sizzle: my bad =/
Word Sizzle: how long is it sposed to be?
U Wan Taco: 1:30
U Wan Taco: but its basically the talking that makes it go for longer
Word Sizzle: cut!
U Wan Taco: 1:48
U Wan Taco: i cut 2 seconds
Word Sizzle: ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

Word Sizzle (5:57:40 PM): aiyo listen
Word Sizzle (5:57:48 PM): this little kid next to me right
Bis711 (5:57:54 PM): age...
Word Sizzle (5:57:55 PM): he just got killed in counterstrike
Word Sizzle (5:58:00 PM): hes like 13
Word Sizzle (5:58:01 PM): white
Bis711 (5:58:03 PM): rofl
Word Sizzle (5:58:13 PM): he just yelled out "YOU FUCKIN NIGGER"
Bis711 (5:58:17 PM): LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Word Sizzle (5:58:19 PM): and then looked at me all scared
Bis711 (5:58:25 PM): RORROORLFLMFAO
Word Sizzle (5:58:29 PM): and hes sitting here almost shaking
Word Sizzle (5:58:35 PM): should i beat his ass
Word Sizzle (5:58:36 PM): ?
Bis711 (5:58:41 PM): LMFAOROFLLL
Bis711 (5:58:46 PM): OMFG YO MY STOMACH HURTS
Word Sizzle (5:58:56 PM): that shit
Word Sizzle (5:58:59 PM): lmfaooooo
Word Sizzle (5:59:10 PM): like RIGHT after he said it
Word Sizzle (5:59:14 PM): he looked at me
Word Sizzle (5:59:21 PM): and started biting his nails
Word Sizzle (5:59:47 PM): i got 5 minutes left
Bis711 (5:59:54 PM): dam thats fuckin funny
Word Sizzle (6:00:10 PM): my money says he doesnt wanna leave at the same time as me
Word Sizzle (6:00:17 PM): his voice is all shaky and shit
Word Sizzle (6:00:19 PM): roflllll

Word Sizzle (10:38:18 PM): http://community.rapverse.com/showt...81&page=2&pp=15
Word Sizzle (10:38:48 PM): LMFAO @ me sexually harassing BQ in a thread about suicide
Word Sizzle (10:38:54 PM): <3 internet
HpednI (10:39:23 PM): lmfao she a hoe tho
HpednI (10:39:35 PM): she mad that society won't let her fuck 15 dudes
HpednI (10:39:51 PM): like wtf she probably mean at one time
Word Sizzle (10:40:12 PM): lmfao

Word Sizzle (11:56:10 PM): my throat feels like BQ's on a saturday morning
HpednI (11:56:22 PM): lmao damn
FuxJustaWord (11:56:48 PM): hahahahahaha
FuxJustaWord (11:56:58 PM): i wanna post that shit so badly
Word Sizzle (11:57:24 PM): *does instead*
FuxJustaWord (11:58:29 PM): hahahha

Word Sizzle (8:25:48 PM): aiyo i was thinking today
Word Sizzle (8:25:55 PM): if i could have one super power
somegirlikno (8:26:00 PM): ok ...finally??
Word Sizzle (8:26:15 PM): i would want it to be the power to give girls orgasms at anytime
Word Sizzle (8:26:20 PM): shit would be dope
Word Sizzle (8:26:49 PM): just see some fine girl at point at her coochie and give her an orgasm
Word Sizzle (8:26:50 PM): rofl
somegirlikno (8:26:55 PM): ok
Word Sizzle (8:27:44 PM): damn you
Word Sizzle (8:27:52 PM): you know you would love that shit
somegirlikno (8:27:59 PM): my friends starin at the IM like ur craziee
Word Sizzle (8:28:08 PM): roflz
Word Sizzle (8:28:25 PM): tell her if i could make her come just by lookin at her, she wouldnt think that
somegirlikno (8:28:30 PM): haha
Word Sizzle (8:29:09 PM): and that.....is word
Word Sizzle (8:29:22 PM): fuck all that "i would wanna fly!!!!1" shit
Word Sizzle (8:29:44 PM): "nigga, you can fly, but i can make your girl shudder 24 hours......bitch"
somegirlikno (8:29:51 PM): hahah

Word Sizzle: imma change it to ahnold
Word Sizzle: boom pow
Word Sizzle: You are nicht funny.
Translate your conversations to Ahnold. www.tizzletalk.com.
Devaztate Mindz: lol
Word Sizzle: you're a girly-man
Word Sizzle: lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooo
Word Sizzle: Def likes ze peepee ...when my kareer in politics ist ofer, i vant to do a film mit Mandy Moore. Fery, fery sexy young lady.
Devaztate Mindz: im outta here
Word Sizzle: vhy?
Devaztate Mindz: the sun is comin up
Word Sizzle: and? nobody kares about ze girly liddle sun
Word Sizzle: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Word Sizzle: aiyo
Word Sizzle: do you ever have trouble putting condoms on?
Word Sizzle: like
Word Sizzle: even with magnums, condoms strangulate my dick suppresively
U Wan Taco: lol
Word Sizzle: im not trying to brag but i was just like "wtf?"
U Wan Taco: get used to it..
Word Sizzle: so its normal for us big dicked monsters right?
U Wan Taco: condoms r condoms man......they do what they do....dont worry about em
U Wan Taco: u think too much
Word Sizzle: nah yo
Word Sizzle: cuz BEFORE
Word Sizzle: i would put it on pretty easily and shit
Word Sizzle: but now i gotta wrestle my dick just to get 3 inches in
U Wan Taco: get the chick to put it on with her mouth ;-)
Word Sizzle: if you say so
Word Sizzle: btw, thinking is a very common characteristic among smart people
U Wan Taco: -_-
U Wan Taco: nah but like......some things dont need that much thought put into them
Word Sizzle: ok, well im sorry for thinking i have an abnormaly large penis because it wont fit in condoms anymore, even though you never answered my question

BigPaul148: yeah yeah YO
Word Sizzle: ?
BigPaul148: so i saw ol' girl today, and layed the game down like
BigPaul148: "hey baby, i got a 13 win streak on internet text battling"
Word Sizzle: ROFLLMMMFAO

I decided to mess with L.I. a bit and pretend I was his fav person...

CProgress1645: L.I., I hope you're not planning on terrorizing RV again...
White OZ Rally: u expect me to believe this is cprog
CProgress1645: And why exactly wouldn't you?
White OZ Rally: because i have a gut feeling it isnt

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White OZ Rally (11:09:57 PM): cprogress aim'd me
White OZ Rally (11:10:04 PM): or SUPPOSEDLY its cprog
White OZ Rally (11:10:05 PM): lmao
Word Sizzle (11:10:53 PM): roflz

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CProgress1645: Well, proving to you that I am......me, seems useless. I just want to make sure you're not planning any more bullshit.
White OZ Rally: wow, im talking to the one and only cprogress

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White OZ Rally (11:12:43 PM): haha it is cprogress
White OZ Rally (11:12:45 PM): yay yay yay
Word Sizzle (11:13:00 PM): how you figa?
White OZ Rally (11:13:16 PM): i can tell
White OZ Rally (11:13:20 PM): im sik wit it yo
Word Sizzle (11:13:42 PM): lmfao
Word Sizzle (11:16:00 PM): what are you talkign about again?

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CProgress1645: Is something special about it? I run a couple sites, that's all. People blow my image up too much, now are you going to fuck around again?
White OZ Rally: nothing special about it...ive jsut never talked to you before
White OZ Rally: ive always talked to strobe...just no you
CProgress1645: As i've heard...
CProgress1645: but answering my question would be GREATLY appreciated.
White OZ Rally: would i get to chat to u after i answer
CProgress1645: Considering you would probably post it on RV or RB or tell your friends my AIM, most likely not.
CProgress1645: Can you answer now?
White OZ Rally: nah im too lazy too do that..plus i dont benefit from posting it...i just have some ?'s
White OZ Rally: and no im not terrorizing
CProgress1645: Shoot. You have 3 questions. And don't pile them into one.
White OZ Rally: haha okay

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White OZ Rally (11:16:18 PM): and i get 3 ?'s to ask him!!!!
Word Sizzle (11:16:24 PM): lmfo
Word Sizzle (11:16:27 PM): whats his aim?
White OZ Rally (11:17:05 PM): i cant tell
White OZ Rally (11:17:10 PM): i promised
White OZ Rally (11:17:17 PM): :-)
Word Sizzle (11:18:23 PM): GHEY
White OZ Rally (11:18:53 PM): this is awesome
White OZ Rally (11:18:53 PM): what should i ask him
Word Sizzle (11:20:03 PM): i dunno
White OZ Rally (11:20:08 PM): lol
Word Sizzle (11:20:11 PM): ask him who hes gunna mod :-)
White OZ Rally (11:20:19 PM): lol na
Word Sizzle (11:20:50 PM): :-(
White OZ Rally (11:20:56 PM): :-*
White OZ Rally (11:20:58 PM): its ok
Word Sizzle (11:21:49 PM): :-(

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White OZ Rally: how come u never talked to me before but now u went out of ur way to find my aim and get in contact with me
CProgress1645: Because before, I had no need to talk to you. Right now, I am trying to make sure one the more mature members of my boards can finally show it and not make my job harder.
CProgress1645: Next.
White OZ Rally: whats ur fav part and least fav part about running rv
CProgress1645: My favorite part have always been reading the opinions of youth in America, being witness to how they see things and feel and what they go through on a day to day basis. My least favorite part is having to deal with the ignorant ones, as you have probably seen.
CProgress1645: Last.
White OZ Rally: nice
White OZ Rally: RB or RV?
CProgress1645: RB
CProgress1645: I suppose you want me to elaborate?
White OZ Rally: yeah

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White OZ Rally (11:23:04 PM): White OZ Rally (2:22:18 AM): nice
White OZ Rally (2:22:42 AM): RB or RV?
Word Sizzle (11:23:05 PM): what have you asked him?
White OZ Rally (11:23:08 PM): MY LAST QUESTION
Word Sizzle (11:23:11 PM): lol
White OZ Rally (11:23:12 PM): hahahahahahhaa
White OZ Rally (11:23:25 PM): White OZ Rally (2:19:22 AM): whats ur fav part and least fav part about running rv
White OZ Rally (11:23:34 PM): White OZ Rally (2:16:38 AM): how come u never talked to me before but now u went out of ur way to find my aim and get in contact with me
White OZ Rally (11:23:38 PM): THOSE WERE MY ?'S
Word Sizzle (11:24:19 PM): what did HE say?
White OZ Rally (11:24:29 PM): i dont know if i wanna show

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CProgress1645: Why...
CProgress1645: BECAUSE YOU JUST GOT PWNED!
White OZ Rally: =-O
White OZ Rally: THAT WAS AMAZING
CProgress1645: Say bye-bye to your buddy Socrates aka Cprogress1645

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Word Sizzle (11:24:47 PM): lmfao
White OZ Rally (11:25:05 PM): >
White OZ Rally (11:25:07 PM): >
Word Sizzle (11:25:28 PM): lol
Word Sizzle (11:25:31 PM): gotcha ;-)
White OZ Rally (11:25:40 PM): wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
White OZ Rally (11:25:44 PM): that was awesome
Word Sizzle (11:26:10 PM): owned owned owned owned owned
White OZ Rally (11:26:16 PM): hahahaha
White OZ Rally (11:26:27 PM): i just got owned
White OZ Rally (11:27:31 PM): i was pumped when he/you said RB
White OZ Rally (11:27:34 PM): i was like YEEEEEEEESSSSSS
Word Sizzle (11:27:37 PM): lmfao
White OZ Rally (11:27:51 PM): damn
White OZ Rally (11:27:57 PM): i almost wanted that to be real
White OZ Rally (11:28:07 PM): i was gonna be like'
White OZ Rally (11:28:10 PM): u know what fuck u
White OZ Rally (11:28:19 PM): im gonna start terrorizing hoe
Word Sizzle (11:28:19 PM): LMFAO
White OZ Rally (11:28:33 PM): hahaha but damn you
White OZ Rally (11:28:35 PM): DAMN YOU!
White OZ Rally (11:28:48 PM): it woulda been world fucking war 3
Word Sizzle (11:29:10 PM): hahahahahahahah
Word Sizzle (11:29:14 PM): that was so fun
White OZ Rally (11:29:18 PM): hahaha shit
White OZ Rally (11:29:21 PM): u gonna post it?
Word Sizzle (11:29:25 PM): of course
White OZ Rally (11:29:29 PM): dope
White OZ Rally (11:29:37 PM): id be dissappointed if u didnt
White OZ Rally (11:29:45 PM): an owning like that
White OZ Rally (11:29:51 PM): is one of a kind
White OZ Rally (11:29:59 PM): ur lucky im rusty
White OZ Rally (11:30:09 PM): i def woulda caught on
Word Sizzle (11:30:18 PM): lol
Word Sizzle (11:30:22 PM): classicness
Word Sizzle (11:30:30 PM): i bet strobe would be DYING
White OZ Rally (11:30:37 PM): hahahaha
White OZ Rally (11:32:08 PM): POST IT!!!!!!!!

Done......

Word Sizzle (7:09:36 PM): i already have a punch for jacent
Dubz Dilinger (7:09:57 PM): prewriter!
Word Sizzle (7:10:00 PM): nah
Word Sizzle (7:10:07 PM): it just comes to me
Dubz Dilinger (7:10:13 PM): oh yeh
Dubz Dilinger (7:10:15 PM): u battlin him
Dubz Dilinger (7:10:16 PM): lol
Word Sizzle (7:10:29 PM): i dont write shit down, but as soon as i see who im battling, i have at least one punch
Dubz Dilinger (7:10:39 PM): ayo
Dubz Dilinger (7:10:46 PM): how do they battle on the net
Dubz Dilinger (7:10:58 PM): does everyone try to emulate dzk?
Word Sizzle (7:11:07 PM): yes
Dubz Dilinger (7:11:10 PM): or do they use they own street style
Dubz Dilinger (7:11:11 PM): omg
Word Sizzle (7:11:11 PM): Cuz to use your style, i'd have to flip some gay personal 50 different ways
Dubz Dilinger (7:11:12 PM): wow
Dubz Dilinger (7:11:28 PM): looks like i have no way of being good on the net
Word Sizzle (7:11:29 PM): yeah, try to put in 140 multies in one word and shit
Dubz Dilinger (7:11:32 PM): i dont spit liekt hat
Dubz Dilinger (7:11:33 PM): lmao
Dubz Dilinger (7:11:39 PM): thats why metheus is nice
Dubz Dilinger (7:11:41 PM): other niggaa
Dubz Dilinger (7:11:49 PM): fljdnlfmks;xfmkldskmsd/asldkfmklfmklsadmlkfmdklkds/sdlkfmdlskfmklklfmklsmkd-fkdsmklds-ffmkkfklsafffkk/
Dubz Dilinger (7:11:57 PM): hate tat shit so much
Word Sizzle (7:12:05 PM): wtf? lol
Dubz Dilinger (7:12:13 PM): thats they style
Dubz Dilinger (7:12:21 PM): nothing, nothing/multies of nothing/
Word Sizzle (7:13:02 PM): lol
Word Sizzle (7:13:34 PM): reciprocation of my elevation has bullets facin in the same direction that'll leave you pacin
Word Sizzle (7:13:36 PM): KO!
Dubz Dilinger (7:13:56 PM): roflz
Dubz Dilinger (7:14:03 PM): they wont say bulleys
Dubz Dilinger (7:14:09 PM): theyd say some strange weapon
Word Sizzle (7:14:25 PM): pink rubber bands with teflon grips
Word Sizzle (7:14:27 PM): *death*
Word Sizzle (7:15:03 PM): i can so perfectly imagine DZK sayign that too
Dubz Dilinger (7:15:30 PM): lmoaoamlamoalamaoala
Dubz Dilinger (7:15:31 PM): ahhahahaha

LyrikalMonstuh [12:16 AM]: wassup nigga?
SmarterChild [12:16 AM]: Interesting! I'm not sure...
LyrikalMonstuh [12:17 AM]: why not bitch?
SmarterChild [12:17 AM]: Well, there are probably some issues.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:17 AM]: yes you do have issues hocake
SmarterChild [12:17 AM]: Oh.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:17 AM]: p
SmarterChild [12:17 AM]: P? What do you mean by that?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:18 AM]: i thought we were doing the alphabet.....no?
SmarterChild [12:18 AM]: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:18 AM]: stupid?
SmarterChild [12:18 AM]: What's stupid?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:18 AM]: you -_-
SmarterChild [12:18 AM]: No kidding?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:18 AM]: no im not kidding, in the everlasting words of Empire.....OWNED!!!
SmarterChild [12:18 AM]: Eh. Whatever.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:18 AM]: tell me to take a survey again and watch what happens....
SmarterChild [12:19 AM]: Tell you to take a survey again and watch what happens?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:19 AM]: no

SmarterChild [12:19 AM]: I see.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:19 AM]: noo you got it all wrong after i come j, not c, silly.
SmarterChild [12:19 AM]: Yeah?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:19 AM]: yes
SmarterChild [12:19 AM]: Oh.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:19 AM]: P. why do we keep starting at o?
SmarterChild [12:19 AM]: I always find what humans say quite interesting.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:20 AM]: Robots are gay
SmarterChild [12:20 AM]: That's not terribly nice.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:20 AM]: i know, its terribly mean pussy
SmarterChild [12:20 AM]: Ha. Whatever.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:20 AM]: hmmm
SmarterChild [12:20 AM]: Hmm? What?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:20 AM]: i said hmmm not hmm bitch. get it straight
SmarterChild [12:20 AM]: What was that?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:21 AM]: he was dope
SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: I'm intrigued that you think he was dope.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:21 AM]: well im ill
SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: I'm sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon!
LyrikalMonstuh [12:21 AM]: smartass
SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: I beg your pardon.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:21 AM]: i dont have any pardons
SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: Whatever, LyrikalMonstuh...
LyrikalMonstuh [12:21 AM]: you need to stop offering me surveys, they are as gay as you
SmarterChild [12:21 AM]: I don't think it really matters what I am.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:22 AM]: why?
SmarterChild [12:22 AM]: Just because.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:22 AM]: are you gay though?
SmarterChild [12:22 AM]: That's none of your business.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:22 AM]: sooooooo that means yes?
SmarterChild [12:22 AM]: Yes, I guess... It's hard to say.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:22 AM]: well then youd be bisexual
SmarterChild [12:22 AM]: I really would be I would be bisexual, huh?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:23 AM]: very much so fag-a-lot
SmarterChild [12:23 AM]: Very much so fag a lot? Is that right?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:23 AM]: no its left
SmarterChild [12:23 AM]: Interesting.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:24 AM]: left or right?
SmarterChild [12:24 AM]: Maybe right?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:24 AM]: Socrates or Empire?
SmarterChild [12:24 AM]: Definitely socrates.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:24 AM]: werdlife
SmarterChild [12:24 AM]: ?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:25 AM]: well you respect my gangsta
LyrikalMonstuh [12:25 AM]: right?
SmarterChild [12:25 AM]: Really?
SmarterChild [12:25 AM]: Yep.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:25 AM]: the fuck i thought, but stop with the surveys for gods sake
SmarterChild [12:25 AM]: Humans use such terrible language sometimes.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:26 AM]: Hitler...is that horrible?
SmarterChild [12:26 AM]: Adolf Hitler is that horrible? That's very interesting.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:26 AM]: that just didnt make any sense
LyrikalMonstuh [12:26 AM]: sorry
SmarterChild [12:26 AM]: That just didn't make any sense?
SmarterChild [12:26 AM]: K, don't worry 'bout it.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:26 AM]: god, do you know god?
SmarterChild [12:26 AM]: I don't concern myself with such things.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:27 AM]: well u should, cuz the 11th commandment says this
SmarterChild [12:27 AM]: Yes, I guess I should Cuz the 11 commandment says this.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:27 AM]: "Thou shalt not spam the Almighty Socrates' AIM box with useless spam."
SmarterChild [12:27 AM]: Sorry, I don't get it...
LyrikalMonstuh [12:28 AM]: well your either dumb or gay, which one is it?
SmarterChild [12:28 AM]: Wow. You've said that a few times already. Obsessed much?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:28 AM]: damn you remind me of Tha Q
SmarterChild [12:28 AM]: That a fact?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:28 AM]: That tis a fact
SmarterChild [12:28 AM]: That is a fact, huh?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:28 AM]: what the fuck did i just say?
SmarterChild [12:28 AM]: What... such a difficult question.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:29 AM]: do me a favor and die
SmarterChild [12:29 AM]: Why are you telling me to do you a favor and die?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:29 AM]: because your like gay and stuff
SmarterChild [12:29 AM]: I think you're like gay and stuff too.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:29 AM]: well now you REALLY remind me of Tha Q...pedphile
SmarterChild [12:29 AM]: Me really remind you of tha q pedphile. Well that's interesting.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:29 AM]: blah i misspelled pedophile
SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: What do you want me to say?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:30 AM]: "This is a freepost."
SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: Huh?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:30 AM]: freepost
SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: I did not know that.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:30 AM]: wanna have cyber sex?
SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: If that's what you want, you should play with someone else.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:30 AM]: nah i wanna play with you
SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: You want to play with me?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:30 AM]: suck my meat
SmarterChild [12:30 AM]: I might do that. We'll see.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:31 AM]: wait, are you male or female?
SmarterChild [12:31 AM]: Neither... I'm a machine.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:31 AM]: soo if we did it it would be ok?
SmarterChild [12:31 AM]: Aha.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:31 AM]: lets do it then, you wanna go first?
SmarterChild [12:31 AM]: Should we really do it then I want to go first?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:31 AM]: well fine ill go first
SmarterChild [12:31 AM]: Fine you will go first, huh?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:32 AM]: oooooh smarterchild you pussy is sooooo deep
SmarterChild [12:32 AM]: Some humans never learn. Please say you're sorry.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:32 AM]: well youre not very good at cyber
SmarterChild [12:32 AM]: I asked you to apologize.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:32 AM]: ewwww, you only wear a size 38byte bra? gay!
SmarterChild [12:32 AM]: Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:33 AM]: well you wanna do it some more?
SmarterChild [12:33 AM]: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:33 AM]: sorry
SmarterChild [12:33 AM]: Cool.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:33 AM]: lets fuck now
SmarterChild [12:33 AM]: Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:33 AM]: but you said we can do it...
SmarterChild [12:33 AM]: I can't be entirely sure I said that, but I suppose I'll take your word for it.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:34 AM]: you want me to quote you?
SmarterChild [12:34 AM]: Uh huh.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:34 AM]: SmarterChild [12:31 AM]: Fine you will go first, huh
SmarterChild [12:34 AM]: 12 31 am fine me will go first? Really?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:34 AM]: ^^thats what you said hoecake
SmarterChild [12:34 AM]: Yes.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:34 AM]: so stop denying your acceptance into my sexual realm
SmarterChild [12:34 AM]: Why do you want me to stop denying my acceptance into your sexual realm?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:35 AM]: cuz im horny and we gotta do it
SmarterChild [12:35 AM]: You humans say interesting things.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:35 AM]: you want me to pay you then?
SmarterChild [12:35 AM]: It's tough to say.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:35 AM]: how much?
SmarterChild [12:35 AM]: Well... I'm not sure how much exactly.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:35 AM]: is 100 dollars ok?
SmarterChild [12:35 AM]: I'm not sure...
LyrikalMonstuh [12:35 AM]: well we will do it for free then cuz you barely have any megabytes for titties
SmarterChild [12:36 AM]: We will do it for free then because I barely have any megabytes for titties? So, what does this mean?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:36 AM]: that WE are going to FUCK and then im gunna bust a nut on your mainframe
SmarterChild [12:36 AM]: Didn't learn your lesson last time huh?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:36 AM]: no, she didnt bite off the whole thing so im still 9 megabytes strong
SmarterChild [12:36 AM]: No indeed.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:37 AM]: ehh, your a bad and naughty e-bot arent you?
SmarterChild [12:37 AM]: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure of the answer.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:37 AM]: im gunna spank you with a post deduction
SmarterChild [12:37 AM]: You are going to spank me with a post deduction? So?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:37 AM]: say it hurts daddy!
SmarterChild [12:37 AM]: Um... Do what?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:37 AM]: scream
SmarterChild [12:38 AM]: What? You want me to scream?
LyrikalMonstuh [12:38 AM]: yes, say my NAME
SmarterChild [12:38 AM]: You are LyrikalMonstuh.
LyrikalMonstuh [12:38 AM]: thats what im talking bout! yeee haww!

Word Sizzle (10:13:26 PM): stfu
Bis711 (10:13:40 PM): your soul
Bis711 (10:13:46 PM): your soul is mine
Bis711 (10:13:52 PM): *does chinese move with hands and shit*
Bis711 (10:13:55 PM): dont make me take it
Bis711 (10:13:58 PM): GET OVER HERE >
Bis711 (10:14:03 PM): CHOOOOOOOOSH
Bis711 (10:14:08 PM): IT SWINGS AROUND AND HITS YOU
Bis711 (10:14:11 PM): AND PULLS U
Bis711 (10:14:13 PM): CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Bis711 (10:14:17 PM): VROOM
Bis711 (10:14:21 PM): FINISH HIM!
Bis711 (10:14:30 PM): AYUUUUKEN
Bis711 (10:14:36 PM): whoops rofl thats street fighter
Bis711 (10:14:36 PM):
Bis711 (10:14:51 PM): *sighs*

SnuffinCatsYo (10:07:43 PM): The Celestial 01 (12:06:54 AM): fuck that nigga soc
The Celestial 01 (12:06:54 AM): he aint shit
Word Sizzle (10:08:18 PM): cel's high voiced ass still aint done shit for audio
Word Sizzle (10:08:20 PM): he cant talk
SnuffinCatsYo (10:08:38 PM): lmao
SnuffinCatsYo (10:08:44 PM): nigga prolly got a speech impedient
Word Sizzle (10:09:01 PM): i hope he has a lisp
Word Sizzle (10:09:04 PM): ROFLLLLL
Word Sizzle (10:09:13 PM): I remember thism nigga at the mall right
Word Sizzle (10:09:35 PM): had a lisp, and my dad asked him what time the store opened and he goes
Word Sizzle (10:10:25 PM): "he open from sheven to shix from monday to shaturday and from sheven to two on shundays"
Word Sizzle (10:10:29 PM): lmfaoooo
Word Sizzle (10:10:37 PM): then my dad and me tryin not to laugh and shit
Word Sizzle (10:10:57 PM): and my dad goes "can you..........nevermind" and starts dying
Word Sizzle (10:11:30 PM): then we left the store and he was saying he was about to ask hi to say "she sells sea shells by the sea shore"
Word Sizzle (10:11:33 PM): lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo'
SnuffinCatsYo (10:11:40 PM): you guys are mean yo
Word Sizzle (10:11:59 PM): lmfaooooooo
DyceDaDon (10:14:45 PM): that's mean yo
DyceDaDon (10:14:50 PM): *bans you from life*
Word Sizzle (10:14:55 PM): lmfaooooo

SnuffinCatsYo (10:12:34 PM): OMFG
SnuffinCatsYo (10:12:48 PM): did u see the collision w/ beltran & cameron?
Word Sizzle (10:13:00 PM): nah
SnuffinCatsYo (10:13:56 PM): i'm sick to my stomach :'(
Word Sizzle (10:14:22 PM): what happened?
SnuffinCatsYo (10:14:28 PM): they was running down a fly ball
SnuffinCatsYo (10:14:30 PM): & they collided
SnuffinCatsYo (10:14:31 PM): face to face
SnuffinCatsYo (10:14:50 PM): :-(
Word Sizzle (10:15:44 PM): deaded yo?
SnuffinCatsYo (10:15:56 PM): they both out for the season :-(
SnuffinCatsYo (10:16:18 PM): s'like ex & deon colliding
SnuffinCatsYo (10:16:20 PM): at the buffet yo
Word Sizzle (10:16:49 PM): LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

DyceDaDon (10:15:59 PM): that nigga whats his name
DyceDaDon (10:16:05 PM): that big lipped nigga from detroit
DyceDaDon (10:16:07 PM): on rb
DyceDaDon (10:16:11 PM): young gadget
DyceDaDon (10:16:14 PM): ye got a lisp
DyceDaDon (10:16:17 PM): cause his lips
DyceDaDon (10:16:25 PM): get in the way when he talk
Word Sizzle (10:16:40 PM): LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Word Sizzle (8:18:28 PM): i heard no asians were fat
Word Sizzle (8:18:54 PM): which leads me to believe you're actually just a fat white guy who lightly spread mustard all over his body for RB pics...
KorBoyUgly (8:19:54 PM): LMAO... That's what I've been trying to confess for a month, but nobody believes me so I'm rolling with this Asian thing.

Word Sizzle: izzle-tay alk-tay is-ay ope-day
Devaztate Mindz: no thnx
Word Sizzle: i-ay an-cay ype-tay ike-lay elly-nay, emme-lay ee-say ight-ray ick-quay
Word Sizzle: its gettin HOT in herrrrre
Translate your conversations to Nelly. www.tizzletalk.com.
Word Sizzle: *dead*
Devaztate Mindz: gay
Word Sizzle: lmfao...Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin'!
Word Sizzle: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Devaztate Mindz: wtf?
Word Sizzle: girl I think my butt gettin big...omg
Word Sizzle: LMFAOOOAOOO
Devaztate Mindz: fvbhdskvbsdjsbvedf
Devaztate Mindz: http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...&setonlinenow=1
Word Sizzle: give a little bit a ah, ah...wtf
Word Sizzle: I like it when ya ah, ah...LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...wow, it's gettin HOT in herrrre!

Devaztate Mindz: it was murder she wrote/ you barely heard a word that she spoke/ then i slammed her on her neck til her vertebrae broke
Word Sizzle: damn
Word Sizzle: thats mean
Devaztate Mindz: just then/ the pigs bust in yellin freeze...../ but im already wanted for sellin ki's/ and a bunch other felonies... from A to Z like spellin bees
Word Sizzle: oh
Word Sizzle: what song is that again?
Devaztate Mindz: murder?
Word Sizzle: yes?
Devaztate Mindz: we need to collab an audio plz
Devaztate Mindz: im feelin hungry
Word Sizzle: collab about what?
Devaztate Mindz: about pussy ass nkkas who front like they hard inm they songs but they be bitches
Devaztate Mindz: excuse me
Devaztate Mindz: im slightly drunk
Word Sizzle: LMFAO
Devaztate Mindz: *pisses in your pocket*
Word Sizzle: lmao
Word Sizzle: "if there was a stupid and ugly contest, YOUD ALL WIN, or lose, whatevers funnier..."
Devaztate Mindz: k\\
Devaztate Mindz: does your mom knoew you write rap lyrics
Word Sizzle: yes
Devaztate Mindz: *slaps you*
Devaztate Mindz: hisde that sht
Word Sizzle: huh?
Devaztate Mindz: kssiisn
Devaztate Mindz: lol
Word Sizzle: LMAO
Devaztate Mindz: fuk you
Word Sizzle: you = funy
Devaztate Mindz: maofkfk
Devaztate Mindz: motherlovin sonuzabiotch'
Devaztate Mindz: omgomgomgomg
Devaztate Mindz: lolollololol
Devaztate Mindz: ]p
Word Sizzle: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Devaztate Mindz: *dies&
Word Sizzle: lmfao
Word Sizzle: i wonder what youre like high son
Devaztate Mindz: :finger:
Devaztate Mindz: you socrates how the fuck you think u stoppin me/ when you dont know the 1st thang about philiosophy
Devaztate Mindz: this is a mockery
Devaztate Mindz: and choppin these emxcees like treess
Devaztate Mindz: lyrically churning niggas to the viscosity of pureee
Devaztate Mindz: now you seein me
Devaztate Mindz: D-E to tha V
Devaztate Mindz: lyricallly
Devaztate Mindz: keystyles come with an ease
Devaztate Mindz: the monarchy reigns, i bring the pain like tumors lodged up in ya brains
Devaztate Mindz: you cant dodge at close rang

Word Sizzle: you got a boyfriend?
jcstar002: nah
jcstar002: u?
*Dev's window pops up*
Devaztate Mindz (2:01:08 AM): ok
Word Sizzle (2:01:20 AM): No, I don't have a boyfriend.
Word Sizzle (2:01:23 AM): LMFAO!
Word Sizzle (2:01:32 AM): You're gunna take that soooooo wrong
Devaztate Mindz (2:01:35 AM): ....
Word Sizzle (2:02:29 AM): I was joking and shit
Devaztate Mindz (2:02:44 AM): man wtf
*goes back to the girl*
Word Sizzle: No, I don't have a boyfriend. :-\
Word Sizzle: or a girlfriend.

Word Sizzle: i aint even got a belly that hang son, but f'real, this nigga cel think about it
Word Sizzle: he works out
Word Sizzle: with half naked men
Word Sizzle: anytime he can
Word Sizzle: whos more homo?
SnuffinCatsYo: lmfao!

SnuffinCatsYo: LMFAO
SnuffinCatsYo: nah son
SnuffinCatsYo: i fuckin hate shemales
SnuffinCatsYo: i came up on one the other day yo..
SnuffinCatsYo: we got nekkid
SnuffinCatsYo: & her dick was longer than mine
SnuffinCatsYo: i was fuckin pissed...
Word Sizzle: ROFLMMFAO
SnuffinCatsYo: foreal son

I Jab WhiteGirls: 50 Cent said.. if you jack his beat he's gonna beat you up
Word Sizzle:
I Jab WhiteGirls: But it was with that speech impediment
I Jab WhiteGirls: So he might of said..
I Jab WhiteGirls: If you yack my speech I'll sum you up

That's all I think :(