Joke of the Day #3
 

This ones sick as hell and youll prolly only get it if youve ever seen The Muppets.
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But Im drunk right now and this shit was funny as hell.
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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork???
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Kermit the Frogs finger.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :hump: :shoot:

lol i dont get why it smells like pork but w/e ill play along hahahaha :laugh:

You must be REALLY drunk.

lmfao @ soc. :laugh:

nah dude its my finger Kermit cant have my bitch i'll slap the green off him

I get it. It's not very humourous tho. But wait till you hear MY joke..

what has 26 letters?

the alphabet..

haha

:uptight:

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
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You don't nut on an apple before you eat it.

Bloodhound is illy.

lol @ nothing.....................................

Classic.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?
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I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

miss piggy yo...... yea man you must be fucked up son.. :thumbup: