Random Vin Diesel Facts.
 

http://www.4q.cc/vin/

Just keep hitting refresh and it'll keep shooting you out a new one..
roflfl, its dope.

"Vin Diesel's poop is completely white."

"It's 10 O'clock. Vin Diesel knows where your children are."

"Vin Diesel once asked Cleopatra to go swimming in his pool with him. And by 'pool' he meant 'bath tub'. And by 'swimming' he meant 'sex'."


rOFLFLF, that sites so dope.

When Vin Diesel laughs he actually says LOL or LMAO.


rofl

Vin Diesel is half car.

Vin Diesel named his penis Buffy the Virgin Slayer.

The Chuck Norris ones are played.

The Mr.T ones get old..

And now a bunch of kids are going to probably make Vin Diesel aliases to be uncool..

Ahahahhaha. I told you, that sites dope.

Vin Diesel is gay.

Wow, so it does tell the truth.

The chuck norris facts were funnier.

i think only me and fux will get this!!!! LMFAO!!!
Vin Diesel is well versed in Sanskrit and can play the kazoo so well that any living thing within earshot of his symphonies automatically orgasms for 3 straight days.

Vin Diesel defeated the Red Baron by clapping his hands together.

After single handedly building the Great Wall of China in an afternoon, Vin Diesel spend the evening successfully impregnating all 3000 concubines in Emperor Qui Wang's harem, resulting in the little known Vin Dynasty of 206BC.

Vin Diesel's first college roommate was Zeus.

Rofl, dope stuff.

Vin Diesel defied MC Hammer and touched it.

The dodo bird isn't extinct; Vin has all of them in his basement and uses them for sex toys.

Vin Diesel can do push ups with both arms tied behind his back.

Vin Diesel discovered Australia on his way to the bathroom.

ROFL at these...

Lmao. Vin Deisel is dope.

Vin Diesel buys children's breakfast cereal just for the free toy. He takes the cereal itself to the starving at the homeless shelter. He eats it in front of them whilst rubbing his stomach in a circular motion and commenting on the delightful taste.

Vin Diesel invented menstruation by punching Eve in the stomach.


Classic shit. Fuck yeah he's dope.

Ahahahha. dopeeee shit.

I actually saw Vin Diesel when I was in Hollywood. We were taking a tour thing through the studios there...and he walked right by the cart thing.

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Vin Diesel wrote a song about Patrick Swayze. The Bloodhound Gang bought it off him for 3 spatulas, the beard of zeus and the souls of 14 nuns. They then renamed it "I hope you die" and the rest is history.

While filming The Pacifier, Vin had to be fed small orphans and runaways in-between scenes to quench His hunger and keep Him from feasting on the faces of the children He was sent from above to pacify.

Vin Diesel believed himself to be cursed with the same fate as the infamous Oedipus. He then decided to kill his mother and rape his father, just to show fate what's what.

LMAO @ that.