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Story Cypher
4 lines each and just keep the story up
someone start the story |
Once upon a time, sumwhere off in magical land
there was a guy who was stucc, fallin quicc-sand when it was half-way up 2 his chest covered from across tha island, he notices his motha |
but his moms not worried she actually looks glad
crowned on her head was a shiny gem hat she's sittin on a strange cart carried by men he begins to wonder if shell save him......the sands up to his chin |
Instead she runs and leaves him alone
He looks to back to see that everyones gone He screams and shout to everyone help But in the end he's still by himself |
ima switch it up a lil, or eventually the little fucks gonna die, lmao grains of brown element now devouring follicles above the skin suddenly his heart stops beating....but then then continues again drowzy and perspiring from beneath the arms the thought slowly begins retiring as he hears alarms |
soon to realize that the previous alarms were truly that giving him the mental note it was time to make dough stack got out of bed drenched in sweat all over his head took a step to see pools of red realizin his roomates dead |
his tummy started to rumble, boy does he need food
taking a bite out of his flatmate "sorry not tryna be rude" but why waste perfectly fine meat? and just let it rot hey,theres more of you, time to boil the pot |
just then he hears violent bangs at the door
slowly walking to answer it as he eats a bit more opening it, with meat in right hand and knife in left drop the weapon...bitch your under arrest |
he puts his hands high in the air, then he noticed the bra under her breast
lady officer looking him up and down, then she see's the dead bodys ohhhh, blood makes me soo horney, can i shit on you like a potty |
^^^ damn you say some weird, stuff, lmao
he says sure baby if i can give you a gold shower so they went to the bedroom and styaed there for bout an hour after they were done the bitch reach for a badge and gun so he slapped her with his penis, jumped otu the window and started to run |
she was all "meh" let the soft cock go
looks in the mirrow and gels up her frow walking back to the body cobered room she again gets horney and gets off with the broom |
then the broom breaks off and she starts to scream
'how embarrassing will it be to have to get surgery she spreads her legs and starts to pull, now she tries to shout she starts coughin and broom dust comes out |
standing on the tip was a green little lepricon
he waves his magic wand and said " all your pain, let be gone" he giggle with glee and started runing at me then went behind the tree to do a pee wtf? |
Then the sun hit the urine that started to glow
Then out of the gold midst came forth a rainbow And at the end of the piss grew a pot overfowed With lucky charms and medallions of pure gold |
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