The Dr. Seuss Test
 

Seeing the ghetto test, I decided to make my own. See if YOU are Dr. Seuss....

1.) You name your balls Thing 1 and Thing 2. [5 points]
2.) Red Fish Blue Fish. [16 points]
3.) You've worn thirteen tophats and a cat costume, ran into some random kid's house, let out two grizzly bears from their cages and screamed 'IT'S TIME FOR FUN! Please don't call the po-po's'. [10 points. +5 if you were naked except for the hats.]
4.) You invited your friends to hop on pop. While wearing cleats. [5 points]
5.) You go into a beserk rage when you see a man name Sam eating chicken.[10 points]
6.) You HAVE eaten in a box with a fox. [2 points]
7.) You have written a rap that includes 'trespassing to play with children, unleashing my Things in a whirlwind' in the lyrics sixteen times randomly throughout the verses. [2 points]
8.) You journeyed through the House of Unbathed Humans, the Den of Lions, The Forest of Lemon Lollipops, and Plateau of Hell just to get some puntang. [10 points.]
9.) When the children's parents came home, you attempted to clean the house in lightning speed. You ended up tripping and smashing your head into a glass coffee table. [10 points. +5 points if you shook it off, clawed your hands and screamed 'I are Zoro'.]
10.) You don't believe in ghosts but you believe an animated cat stares at you from your bedroom window when you sleep. [5 points]
11.) You demanded Green Eggs and Ham from a chinese restaurant. They said they didn't have any, so you told them that you wouldn't have to put up with this if you hadn't traded all your worldly possessions for a copy of Cat in the Hat. [9 points. Take away fifteen points if you are Socrates.]
12.) You were expelled from school for choking someone with a Dr. Seuss keychain because he said that he doesn't like tophats. [2 points]
13.) You believe Dr. Seuss' ABC should be taught to poor kids in Africa. [2 points.]

-15 - You are Socrates.
0-100 You are Satan.
101- You are Crazy Hades. And Dr. Seuss.

I'm Dr. Suess..

Bitch, I'm going to beat your ass.

lol @ ''take away 15 points if you are socrates''

Bring it for I have things you never dream for,
Like the things that eat your brains at my front door.

Mhm...a small penis?

It wasnt that funny... you have tarnished the name of Dr. Suess.

For that...... I shall never forgive you. Prepare yourself, for soon your name will be tainted with blood, in the same way you disrespected the name of Dr. Seuss.

I will allow you three days of training and preperation, then I will come.

http://community.rapverse.com/showb...103#post2677103

LMFAO.

Oh ish, this is gonna be bloody.

I will be there. Or, if I'm not, I won't be.

I name my balls Thing 2 and Thing 2.

Lmfaooooooooooo

i name my left nut "Dick" and my right nut "johnson"

I named your sig fuckin sexy.

I want you to name your MSN/AIM.