Knight SirRebral v.s Carmelo (Winner gets FNF contract)
 

*Whats My Name Blasts From The Speakers*

*Crowd goes silent cos theyve never seen this guy before*

*Coco bounces out smokin a reef & walkin witta limp then grabs the mic*

Seen as how this is my first match, lets not dissapoint, yo...

sir knight, Lets go all out for this contract...12 lines...do you accept?

*crowd waits and goes silent, then starts to boo*
Carmelo: That's what i thought, I thought Knight was a pussy. Looks like spul can just give me that contract now.
*Spul walks out and crowd starts chanting Death Jizz*
Spul: Well since it doesn't look like knight is showing up, I have no choice but to award the new contract to
*Waiting to jusblaze comes on*
*Spul and carmelo look at ramp as crowd goes wild*
......*No one comes out and crowd starts to boo*
*knight comes out from under the ring with a shield and cracks caramelo in the head from behind*

Knight Sir Rebral:........I accept....*walks out as crowd goes wild*
*spul looks surprised and then blinks 3 times*
Spul: Well then it's a date.
*Spul walks out as caramelo crawls out of the ring


long story short i accept.

Last baller to wrestle was the mailman, you just post-man, get blown
but it's cool cause Carmelo can still get karl Mal-owned
snarl and groan and i go postal, but no matter the weather
nor rain nor sleet nor gloom of night, i'll make sure you get this letter (L)
thrown in my trunk like some speakers till you pee in your jeans **
Cause i'm a stone cold mc man, my bad, i bang 3:16's
we sisteen your style's chapped like lips, harms your allocution fastest
you'll stay as long in the ring with me as that E-Style revoloution lasted
blast it i posted first you under-taker, but like kane you'll get burned bitch
even if you can't cre(m)ate this win, i can still help you urn it
your avy's right, that baby's hideous, you should be ashamed
*shoves the mic in his mouth out his ass, crowd boos*...........
................................................Do n't worry guys his verse'll sound the same

Knight SirRebral: You should be grateful that i just cracked you with the shield last time bitch! Your up nut face but after that i wouldn't bother either.
*Rides away on horse yelling Trojan man raped him, as crowd goes crazy*


EXPLANATIONS

**You have to watch WWE to get this, stone cold kidnapped vince Mcman with a fake gun and as he pissed himself in the ring stone cold pulled the trigger and a sign popped out that said "bang 3:16"

Kane was scarred horribly in a fire, undertaker's little brother, dad was paul bearer who carried around an urn

Karl malone (the mailman) wrestled in wcw

If you need anyother help just don't bother voting good luck carmel

Sorry I'mma day late, I didnt get online yesterday...

I'll drop now...if thats aight?

Fuck it, I'mma do it anyway.....


Its mr.kiss my ass...
.........Not holdin a 'Gunn' but you'll step anyway cos 'I B-Illy, son''*
Knight wouldnt be tight if he was in the jeans of Willie Nelson
Kill me now son, But if you dont, You gon be layed out on the 'Matress'
Glaze in ya eyes thinkin that the fuckin 3 count cant come fast enough
actin tough, you aint john cena...call me the street sweeper aka Cleaner
Fuck wrestlin with the guy, I Got this 'Bitch beat' faster than Ike did Tina.
Your not a gangster leaner, and in the squared ring, ya scared to bring it
Like ya entrance song, Ya' Just-Blazed, BUT I DIDNT EXPECT U TO SING-IT

*Brushes shoulders off*

Now stop everythin & PEEP-IT, I'ma let these people into Your little secret....




^
Well sorry...................But I Lied when I said I'd keep-it.**


*=Billy gunn was a wrestler, just simple name play really

**=word, he pm'd me and I said I wouldnt tell nobody his alias.

:laugh:........................................... ...

Both get contracts for FNF for showing congrads..both advance.