Damn Spider
 

Last night i was awoken by a damn spider crawling on my back. That shit freaked me out and i was all paranoid to go back to sleep cuz i couldn't find him. I found him like 10 mins. ago and looked him up on tha net. He was a longjawed obe weaver. Now he's dead, i hope he was alone.

lmao.......................

lol, 1 night i fell asleep on a couch n my brutha wuz sittin on it playin goldeneye, n i woke up 2 him hittin at a huge trancula lookin mafucka wif a crowbar, i woke up n looked, n he hit tha floor n it ran a lil, then he hit n missed again, then it crawled behind this lil part of wall, then came out fo a sec n my brutha crushed hiz bitch ass wif tha crowbar, n this thing on it popped n there wuz weird shit all on tha floor, n theres a stain on tha floor frum it, rofl, werd

i hate spiders....snakes i can stand and actually like, but anything else is creepy
one time my couzin stomped on this big ass grey wolf spider outsid on the porch next to the door, n it like exploded and all these baby spiders like scurried out there were like hundreds it was crazy we got like cans of bug spray n hair spray n wetted em up...i fuckin hate those shits

oh man, I thought this thead was about crips for a sec.