So The Other Day...
 

Yeah, so the other day, there was pretty much a tornado where I live, and the giant ass tree in the front of my house was knocked over and landed on some dude walking his dog...Why he was fucking walking his dog in a tornado is beyond me, but I looked out my window, and I saw my tree on the ground, and it was pretty dope, and then I went outside (things had calmed down by now) and I saw some dude laying underneath the trunk of the tree...The dog was perfectly fine...Ambulances and firetrucks and all that shit came and pulled him out...Not sure if he's alive or not, but it didn't look too good when they pulled him out. He was unconcious and bloody and having seizures and shit...It was actually pretty disgusting...But yeah, I had half of the goddamn city in my front yard. It was kinda aggrivating, and even worse, the tree was fucking huuuuuge so it blocked the entire street when it fell over, snapped 4 power lines completely in half, and left a giant 6 foot deep hole in my yard. Knocked out my power for a few days, and ruined all the fucking food in the fridge. What a day...

lol shit wat a day....................................u have bad luck

Sounds like it was a hell of a time.

Nah man...I think trees are gay.

Word at me telling you the food was gonna be ruined. That was a heads up to you.

Yeah man, I was pi to the fucking ssed.

Man, it was fucking funny.

WORD MY SISTER.

Lmfao. Cat-stealing faggots.

Nice

shit that dude musta been blind and death cus fuck i would be out in a fuckin' twister

Yeah, he deserved it.

Word to you calling me to tell me all of this.

Yeah, you, kirk, and wes were the first people I told. Feel special, biotch.

What about me. * cry*

Darryl's phone is gay.