Master Yo Momma Joke List
 

I Had One Going With A Few Cats In A Thread So Join In And Bring Your Jokes!

Yo Momma So Stupid, She took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo momma so stupid she thought hot meals were stolen food.

Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

yo mommas so fat she wore a kings jersey....ran a lap......and made purple rain

yo momma so stupid, when she read "do not sign under the dotted line" she wrote ok.

yo momma so fat she can win a race without movin, werd

Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo momma so poor people rob here for practice

yo momma so black, she got kilt by the KKK.







wait...that's not funny

this shit's mad funny, yo nos, pin this thread foo!

yo momma so old her tits release powdered milk

You mommas so fat she has to grease here hands to get in here pockets

lmao.


Your so black, wesley snipes asked you for the adress to your tanning salon :thumbup:

yo momma so fat that wen she steps on tha scale it sez "1 at a time please" werd

your momma's so ugly........she got lost in the woods.....and the animals took her in as one of there own

Yo mammas so fat when she turns around people give her a "welcome back" party.