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Tha Q. 04-20-06 08:58 PM

Oh...HELL NAW
 
umm...1st of all, let me just say that online dating is becoming increasingly popular. And, being gay, that makes the prospect of meeting someone all the simpler, especially if you don't want to do the gay clubs/bars/etc.

Neway...to make a long story short...This guy named Derrick send me a message on Blackplanet sayin he wanted to holla at me or w/e. So, I checked his page out and dude had a picture on there looking like Michael Jai White, all buff n shit. Naturally, I was interested and after a few days of talking back and forth, we agreed to meet at the bowling alley not far from where we both live.

Well, when I saw dude up close and personal, I felt like I was in a BAD, BAAAAAAAAAAD episode of Seinfeld. Dude not only looked NOTHING, NOTHING like his picture, but he looked like a completely different person altogether. He was far from buff. And, he looked like he was 15 years older.

I was like, "Yo, I need to run to the bathroom real quick."


*Wonders if he's still looking for me*

FUCK DAT man...I don't even feel bad cuz he should have been honest about his age/appearance.

I shaved and got on the fresh gear...Nikes all white and clean...Lacoste shirt...fresh jeans

FUCK



P.S. For the immature, limited minded, uneducated, closeted, dumb founded, assholes who plan to come in here and show how STUPID you are by saying dumb shit:
SUCK MY DICK
KISS MY ASS
and lick the shit out my rectum.



Have a nice day.


:gfy:

a k w o r d Z 04-20-06 09:16 PM

i hope Kyle doesnt take this news too hard :alien:

G Deuce 04-20-06 09:18 PM

LOL, thats what you get for messin wit Blackplanet. I dont even go on it no more because i've heard too many horror stories.

Tha Q. 04-20-06 09:20 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by G:Deuce
LOL, thats what you get for messin wit Blackplanet. I dont even go on it no more because i've heard too many horror stories.




o shit


u live u learn...and, this was the first time I've ever met someone off Blackplanet.


COSH DARN IT

Hey...thursday night...not too early to hit the WET...= strip bar


fucker

Indeph 04-20-06 09:23 PM

I talkd to kanye on the phone cause of blackplanet. I called him and he was like he knew talib kweli. And I'm like damn that's my favorite cd that I play in my crib, and I called him a liar. But then kweli picked up the phone like "yo" and spit a verse and everything. Shit got me high freal.

LaTiNKiTTeN 04-20-06 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Tha Q.
o shit


u live u learn...and, this was the first time I've ever met someone off Blackplanet.


COSH DARN IT

Hey...thursday night...not too early to hit the WET...= strip bar


fucker


...but it wasnt the first time u met someone off the net lol :nono:

Chris Stylez 04-20-06 09:25 PM

I don't really approve of homosexuality but im cool with them as long as the don't hit on me. But on the real I know what you talking about. Online dating is scary. I told this one girl to meet me at a Mcdonalds right since it was the first date and all. She was beautiful and all but it was just her attitude and personality. She acted completely different than she did online. But it could have been that I took her to Mcdonalds.....either way Online dating is a scary thing and you never know what you'll actualy get. Its like a Mcdonalds burger. It looks all glorious and beautiful on the picture but once you get it. Its horrible

LaTiNKiTTeN 04-20-06 09:27 PM

...had a couple stalkers from yahoo .....serious shit..........

Young_law 04-20-06 09:33 PM

lmfao....damn, i guess thats y evry1 warns the youth never to meet anyone online

Past Tense 04-20-06 09:41 PM

you sure have came far in being a christian

man the end times are comin on what the bible predicted be ready

Nynth Degree 04-20-06 09:43 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Indeph
I talkd to kanye on the phone cause of blackplanet. I called him and he was like he knew talib kweli. And I'm like damn that's my favorite cd that I play in my crib, and I called him a liar. But then kweli picked up the phone like "yo" and spit a verse and everything. Shit got me high freal.

Ain't you meet that chicken that got friends with your mom?

LaTiNKiTTeN 04-20-06 09:45 PM

...true that,whats a dedicated christian doing hookin up with e-gay dudes over blackplanet...........

Tha Q. 04-20-06 09:58 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Stylez
I don't really approve of homosexuality but im cool with them as long as the don't hit on me. But on the real I know what you talking about. Online dating is scary. I told this one girl to meet me at a Mcdonalds right since it was the first date and all. She was beautiful and all but it was just her attitude and personality. She acted completely different than she did online. But it could have been that I took her to Mcdonalds.....either way Online dating is a scary thing and you never know what you'll actualy get. Its like a Mcdonalds burger. It looks all glorious and beautiful on the picture but once you get it. Its horrible



^^LOL...sorry bro...hey man...look at it this way...ur not alone!






lol

Young_law 04-20-06 10:10 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by LaTiNKiTTeN
...had a couple stalkers from yahoo .....serious shit..........


are u sure theyt were stalking you, they may have just been telling you to stop having sex with their dogs because they keep coming home with a weird walk

Phenom-in-all 04-20-06 10:14 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by LaTiNKiTTeN
...true that,whats a dedicated christian doing hookin up with e-gay dudes over blackplanet...........

good call..............


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