...Yeah, this is just wrong.
 

So, there use to be a seventh grade kid who went to the school and rode my bus. He thought I was pretty cool and wanted to hang out, and I told him alright. He said his dad was P. Diddy's bodyguard but not to ask his cousin who rides my bus still if this is true, because she's jealous.

Anyway, when he came over, he left a CD labeled 'Beats' he wanted to show me he would rap to someday and a notebook that had some of his rhymes. So, I found it today, when about a month ago I had flipped through it. So, here are the contents:

'One OG'
I'm the realis g copy what I do you been doing that cens I was two when I strated to wear red you strated to wear blue you know hut was up. Acting white don't how to fight I hold the mic when I spit I do it rihgt so tonihtg get ready and be stedy to take the teast becuse
c. I'm the realis og that somethig you can't be. see i'm the beat I will kill you when you reast stab you in the chest I look at the blood it like so [can't make out this work, looks like 'flud' ]thick like mud you don't cair bout a blood or a thug. I'm the realis og that's somethig you cant be.

v. the old you can't rap all that stuff is crap boyfried is black. becsue i care mac's nijii's blacker then baren mac he knew I was sraf with mac's knew I didn't play that [Bernie Mac he knew I was strapped with mac's, I guess? ]

Seriously, all of those spelling errors are actually how it's written. What the fuck is a nijii?

NEXT.


'My BaByGirl'
C. I whait a girl's name I whant numbner I'll call you baby girl
v. Call me at five the phone line won't be tide
we can talke about our BaBy
C. I want a girls name I whant her number
v. I just stepup to girls ask them for their number and ast them where they live my name will be Big. Will go place put you on mtv will have a dvd esb you can see movies betor the hit the sreet I'll rud thair feet and talke a about how we met.
C. I whant a girl's name I whant her number
Ill call her BabyGirl.
V. My girl name is jasmien I love her so much ther call so much we don't even fus cue I got to love her like I'm her brother and her mother. shout out to jasmine.

How did he spell his girlfriend's name wrong and not correct it?

Next page

1. start my own family whit r or j
2.be a Good dad
3. get a jod

The back of that page says 'Fuck you asshole!!!'

...Yeah.

omfg, lmao is your friend JC Real?

There is probably a 50% chance.

Oh man, I went over to his house once, and he is a major wrestling fan, so I challenged him to like a little WWE match and I fucking owned him in a Master's Lock. I was beating the shit out of him. It was hilarious.

He got his dog in a Master's Lock too.

lmfao .

Master Lock

not Master's lock

Oh wow, that apostrophe and addition of an 's' sure was worth your explanation. Chris Masters, Master Lock, Master's Lock, Masters' Lock, who cares...I owned him anyway.

lol what kind of faggot is gonna put his dog in a masterlock

:(...*releases dog*

lmaodfjadhsfjgsdhfagsdhvfadhsvdsgfhds

WOW@crazy hades publicizing the fact that he picked up a 7th grader off the school bus,started hanging with him,went to his house..etc.

lol@the fact that he is boastin about beatin a 7th grader with a wrestling move
(wtf u doin goin to his house anyway?!?!?!?how old are u...cant u find friends ur own age? or u wouldnt be able to beat them in wrestling..is that it?)

lol@takin the time to type up all his rhymes WITH the spellin mistakes
(dude,its as bad if not worse than actually writing them)

dude...seriously,we're talkin about like a 12 yr old kid u took the time n typed up all this shit meanwhile you HANG OUT WITH HIM
whats worse,a 12 yr old havin spellin mistakes n writing gay rhymes,or a much older kid hangin with him ??

find some friends ur own age dear jesus

Er...I turned fourteen five days ago.

Hah. That writing is horrible... needs to take his ass back to elementry or something.

How the fuck did you get my notebook?

^ lmao .

OMFG at him picking up a kid maybe 2 years younger than him and hanging out with him. LOL @ the fact LK is trying to talk ish without knowin Crazy.

But ya, tell him to just freestyle.