LBL Contendership Match: 3. R-Rated (2-0) vs 4. JTR (4-0)
 

ROFL, oh man, you're getting ripped.

Fuck it, if I drop first, you match me.

Yea, I'll do whatever..

but wtv, it's thursday, 10:11pm, and I got like 15 minutes until my mom has to work on the computer and kick me off, but it looks like you aint showing, just incase i'll drop some quick shit on your ass.

Ayo, maybe y'all don't remember R-Rated, he's the wack bitch who deleted the KORV2 tourney forum he was modding, just because I KO'ED his ass in the Elite 8, then he got clowned by the whole site until he was forced to leave. Now I gotta KO his bitch ass again and watch him throw another bitch fit and leave the site again for another year. And don't act like we didn't see those pictures of your tiny crooked dick that LatinKitten posted up.

Alright, lemme rip it like this.



No one likes this kid, came back and you're already hated
Shit, i'd make you my bitch again
...but it looks like you're already taken
Faggot look, i'm sadistic, I got a smirk when I harm cats
You only got a smirk cuz we don't where ya other arms at
Ofcourse that's assumption, still though, I got room to be dissin'
Cuz while we assume that you're gay, you just assume the position
Quit bitchin, how'd you even get here? Quit the text dude
Ya coming up short, n' I aint talkin' the guy you stand next too
Dick sucker, I wreck fruits, along with your lame rhymes
I'll wipe that smile off your face
...and clean your mouth at the same time
Aim high with any weapon I find, grab a chair & have a rest kid
Actually, take one of those seats... to your fucking chest bitch
I mess tricks, leave kids frowning with a sob - i'm bound too
Except you look happy as fuck
...with that dudes arm around you
We know you're gay, that's outta question, i'll son this dick
So now the real question is...
WICH ONE'S THE BUTCH, AND WICH ONE'S THE BITCH!

Shit, and the worst part is, you look worse with a chick...



The fuck am I dissing you for, I need a calm break
Cuz fuck trying to make you look bad
...we just needa look at ya PROM DATE
We'll prob' hate on that bitch, or scream 'til our jaw hurt
That dress is the same color of what came out my mouth when I saw her
Scawny bitch, I give body shots with power to ya gut
Since you're more of a panzy... THEN THAT FLOWER ON YA TUX
Cower you slut, or else I'll pound ya head 'til ya need stitches there
And leave you curled up, looking ugly, LIKE YA BITCHES HAIR
This bitch is scared, cuz his girl's gonna look wack forever
That makeup is uglier then fat couples getting back together
I crack with temper, you won't win, so don't provoke me bitch
This'll end with a tie
...the one around ya neck I use to choke you with
And i'll have broke ya chick, twist her neck with dead sight
And leave it so fucking crooked, SHE'LL FINALLY GIVE YOU HEAD RIGHT
Smash you with led pipes, fuck fronting, you'll get beat real
I'm dropping Rate', like banks with sweet deals
And you won't even show, wich prooves I shook this cat
You're R-Rated?
Ya, public view is Restricted to anything that looks like that!
I cook you flat, and man, look at ya girl, who would do her?
I mean, just like Rat', that bitch belongs in the sewer
But screw her, let's talk how vets on this site suck, may be over stated
But RV aint good, we're better then you, wich proves we're over-rated
Ya hated, i'll grab your she-male, leave that whore in trans-sex
Then roll an R, like I was talking with a foreign accent
Has-been, I may have exagerated a diss, but it's doublty bitch
Actually... I say you guys make a nice couple
...OF FUCKING UGLY KIDS
Lemme end it like this, you're 2-0, i'm 4-0, see that I rip it
Cuz that shows i've busted fourheads... ya girls being the biggest!

I BEEN ripping bitch ass cheaters, so just pack your fucking bags and leave the site again, you got knocked the fuck out for the second time, pussy.

WTF.. why did u waste this much time on a no show verse, but i shall critique tonight or tomorrow.

Check..Figured I'd drop something..







This dude acts hard, but as you can see he's a fake thug mixture..
Honestly..
This dudes more see through than a florescent light fixture..
Hey look! It's Ashton Cutcher from "Dude Wheres My Car?!"..
Funny thing is..
He's getting punk'd! The kittens thicker than his whole arm!..
How you hard? Rockin a mushroom cut..who takes you serious?
Kid gets dropped quicker..
Than clutch shifts throughout the movie "2 Fast 2 Furious"..
Talking about bullying me..I've heard funnier things..
Like how this kid..
Gets shook quicker than elders with Parkinsins disease..
Jacks a bitch, Jacks a fake, and Jacks a douche too..
Who needs this pussy..
When it only took me 3 Jacks to splooge on you..
Puckering your lips..this femenin motherfucker piss me off..
Talk about fucking people up..
When you're whole body, persona, and verse be soft..
Look at his verses, kid does like 20 hours of research..
Lift weights?..This kid struggles to support his T-Shirt..
Support this kid? Nah his pictures are worth a thousand words..
But I'll minus 997 and say "Jacks a nerd"..

~R~

Dunno exactly how votings gonna work, but oh well...

Umm... JTR should have only used half that stuff... you went overkill and quality suffered.

R... came played... a parkinsons line? come the fuck on man

v/JTR for having some good punches in there

^^
my vote goes to JTR too man.
just way better punches that KO'D you R.
R you came played most times.

JTR i dont think you need that many lines eighter but dude still won.


V/ JTR
.RdotC. what your answer

vote: jtr.......lmao dudes funny

No one likes this kid, came back and you're already hated
Shit, i'd make you my bitch again
...but it looks like you're already taken
Ofcourse that's assumption, still though, I got room to be dissin'
Cuz while we assume that you're gay, you just assume the position

and abunch of other quoteables that i dont see a need in posting

vs

Hey look! It's Ashton Cutcher from "Dude Wheres My Car?!"..
Funny thing is..
He's getting punk'd! The kittens thicker than his whole arm!..

yea.. i'm not quotin stuff, but JTR you gobbled this nigga. i really did enjoy the entire read. had me laughin and all. good job. r-rated, not that great of read. nuttin really qotable. sorry dude, but wasn't that effective.

Faggot look, i'm sadistic, I got a smirk when I harm cats
You only got a smirk cuz we don't where ya other arms at
Has-been, I may have exagerated a bit, but it's doublty bitch
Actually, I say you guys make a nice couple
...of fucking ugly kids
Lemme end it like this, you're 2-0, i'm 4-0, see that I rip it
Cuz that shows i've ripped forheads... your girl's being the biggest!
^roflflflfl.. that shit was simple, but really funny and effective. i like shit like this.

v/ JTR

Waste my time? Bro, this took me like 30 minutes. Lol, i'm a key-style machine, :thumbup:

Either way, I don't give a fuck, most the shit I dropped was personals, nothing I could recycle for future battles, why not just drop it? Like, i'm not gonna let you get away with no-showing, ima drop and rip you either way. Besides, R-Rated is a fucking bitch ass cheater, and bitch ass cheaters piss me off, and when I get pissed I drop a bunch of lines on someone just to get it off my chest. So ya, besides, I woulda gave him 'til sunday to drop, I always give extensions to someone who no-shows, I ALWAYS have, no matter what, I don't give a fuck, cuz I don't really believe in the whole follow dead-line philosophy anyways. I hate taking no-show wins, i'd rather prove a point with a real win.

I think its pretty obvious who won this...

R-Rated, you came with a weak verse - expected a lot better looking at your record...but you were never gonna win this when you didnt even match how many lines JTR dropped

JTR, you had some funny/hard-hitting lines...and some that were just too predictable or weak, but you won this battle easily

Vote - JTR