Hi.
 

My name is Jackie Chan, and I am here to talk about foriegn relations.

I ecnourage young Amercian males to go and marry Shanghai ladies so that our two countries may be more peaceful with eachother.

I no speak English too too well but good enough, I hope.

Faggot ass poser

i seen rush hour 2 where u canoodling with chris tucker

Rush Hour 2 was a great talkie.

let's see you pull in millions of dollars with kung fu skills alone!

shit

i got to.

im hawaiian

made bro

And I'm chinese.

oh, and Rush Hour 3 isn't going to come out because Chris Tucker didnt accept a $20 Million dollar check.

thats cuz he was tired of your small penis

ill dunk right in your face jackie. running around with a girls name and shit.

both you and wipeout are idiots.

Why all the gay ass AkA's all of the sudden ? Did I miss the thread about the biggest douche bag on the forum tourny ?

And if your going to impersonate Jacky Chan AT LEAST type like a chink !!

like..."you no know how muh moneys we pull in of dat"

see...THAT = at least mildly entertaining...but some jack ass with the screen name B.S'n about stupid shit that no one would give a fuck about even if you WERE Jacky Chan...= not funny.

see....this guy = kinda funny.....maybe because he's a rapist...partly because you could kind of almost see Kobe saying some dumb shit like that...IDK, it's not HA HA funny..but it's definitely heh...funny..