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 iLFS vs. TeamOne You have 5 jokes each. iLFS starts off, once he posts his momma joke then TeamOne you will respond. iLFS: Your momma is so fat, that if she sat down, it would take 2 years before the fat stopped rippling. TeamOne: Ya, well your momma is so old and such a whore that she serviced moses, and her catchphrase was 'I deliver in baskets'. etc... There is no topic for this battle. If you do not post 5 jokes by Tuesday, then the person with the most wins. If you both have equal punches, then the person who was the funniest wins. | 
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 ya momma so fat when she wears white cloaks and walks people call it wind. | 
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 Yo mommas so fat that her hands are too fat to fix anythin.... but she can still break a sweat | 
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 Ya momma so big she makes Q's ego look mini. | 
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 yo mommas so fat that she couldnt fit in myspace........ | 
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 ummmmmmmmm so is there votin now? | 
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 Shiot I didn't see your comeback. I had more. lol | 
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 i guess i gotta vote or w/e. sooo, i liked fux's momma jokes betta. werd | 
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 Vote: TeamOne  MySpace one took it for me. | 
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 TeamOne                 wins. | 
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