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I smoked a joint before, went and got my dirty washing to put in the washing machine.
chilled for an hour,then relised the dryer was on not the washing machine.

yes, i put my dity washing straight into the dryer:(

lmfao man i was high and ate chochlate donuts but i couldn't swallow then so i spit them out.

^those weren't donuts, they were crooked nigger penises....

wtf this thread has nothing to do with cream of wheat :wtf:

lol @ u usin the "n" word to try to get at me.

silly cunt.

Oh man, I did some pretty funny shit with the "n-word" when I was high last summer.

Rofl Like ?

Remember Pulp Fiction, and Tarantino's classic line "Is there a sign in my front yard that says 'Dead Ni99er Storage'?"?

Well, you can kinda figure the rest out on your own, lol.

Last week I put sprite on my cereal at 3:30am and didnt realise til i took a spoon full.

Kinda enjoyed it til About 3 seconds after I tasted it and thought the milk was sour, then realized it was sprite and threw it in the trash and slet for 11 hours. as y'all can tell...it was a fucked up weekend.

^rofl.

*tries coke on cerial*

Get on AIM now.

*Gets on aim now* :rolleyes:

Good boy.

*gives cookie*

I dont trust your fucking american cookies, I knwo how corrupt you are :cussing:

would you like egg nog instead thats not american.