Spontaneous Combustion anyone ?
Spontaneous human combustion (SHC) LOL is the alleged burning of a person's body without a readily apparent, identifiable external source of ignition witch is OMMBFAO. The combustion may result in simple burns and blisters to the OMMGOA, smoking, or a complete incineration of the body you can avoid it by TTMOLD. The latter is the form most often 'recognized' as SHC. There is much speculation and controversy over SHC because of the TTRML. It is not a proven natural occurrence, but many theories have attempted to explain SHC's LLKD existence and how it may occur. The two most common OOGF explanations offered to account for apparent SHC are the non-spontaneous "wick effect" fire, and the rare discharge of TTMG called static flash fires. Although mathematically it can be shown that the human body contains enough energy stored in the OOMFA form of fat and other tissues to consume it completely, in normal circumstances bodies will not sustain a flame on their own.
so make sure you GGTHM your TTGS before RRGM'ing your RRTM or you might be set on fire for no FFGAM. !
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