I was driving my car yesterday right...
 

but the fuckin blender just shut of onme

anyone konws whats up with that

my car blended is solar powered.....your still in 1903 n shit yo...

i was trying to make margaritas in the back seat......but the fuckin blender shut off on the second time......i think i should try the black and decker base bledner to go underneath the seat.........

my microwave dies when it's cloudy outside

shit dont' even get me started on my microwave.......when i was in the czech republic breeding great danes........i had 2....both of htem just shut off

Are you guys a couple? Why are you always following me together?

listen here nigga........were you ever in the czech republic breeding great danes with the only two microwaves you had failed on you....

didnt it think so...