jail vs work
 

this is for those who work full time here on RV
i didnt make this up but its like they read my mind






Jail Vs. Work
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required. AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK...they are called managers

lmao word.... that's some true shit son. although in work you can't get anally raped ~_~

Unless you're an alter boy.

or a receptionist...

The author of this should try going to prison for a while...

why you thinking serious Nos?

it's a joke like Saddam Hussein would say

its a joke, i'll give you the website
you can voice your displeasure to them

^ lol..........

IN PRISON...you have no window n' shit. AT WORK...you can look out the window n' shit.

Word.

^ Lmao. Word.

IN PRISON.... you might have to put your dick up an ass.. AT WORK..... you just gotta kiss ass