The Sillymuffins
 

Hit this crew up, bruhs...we produce hot shit daily...ever heard the Alphabet? Shit, we wrote that...what about Old MacDonald? I was executive producer on that shit.

Roster:

1. Hades
2. Hades
3. Hades
4. Pluto (aka Hades)
5. You
6. Revelation
7. schema
8. Kool Col-B

This how we roll son, this how we rule.

*falls on the ground*

ALL HAIL THE MUFFINS!

What the fuck? This isn't a joke.

With our witty recruitment and trustworthy team of advisors, even the loneliest and worst members of RV can join up. Such as schema:

Robotic Waffle: Looking for a dope e-crew? No worries...Sillymuffins is here for you. With their famous 'Eat yosself befo you meat yosself' catchphrase, they're quickly becoming an internet cult...and face it, two members? You ain't going to see those numbers on any other crew on the net. Join today, we need you.
TheGrouch0105: no
Robotic Waffle: Dope.
Robotic Waffle: You passed the test.
Robotic Waffle: Now you're officially a Sillymuffian.
TheGrouch0105: haha
Robotic Waffle: The capscallion of all rapscallion.
Robotic Waffle: rapscallions, that is.
TheGrouch0105: oh shit
TheGrouch0105: you didnt say i was the capscallion
Robotic Waffle: Well.
TheGrouch0105: in that case im in
Robotic Waffle: I thought it was implied.
Robotic Waffle: Alright.
Robotic Waffle: Really?
Robotic Waffle: Well then bruh, I'm signing you up.
TheGrouch0105: alright brizzle
TheGrouch0105: sizzle my nizzle

Our unofficial quotes:

"One loutish, headstrong penis, a barbarous cuntivore without a flyspeck of decency in him. The capscallion of all rapscallions. A scurvy, vermiform scug with a serpentine twinkle in his solitary eye. An orgulous Turk who strikes in the dark vaults of flesh like a penile thunderbolt. A greedy cur seeking shadows, slick crevices, tuna fish ecstacy, and sleep..."

-Richard Dooling (author), "Brain Storm”

and

She straddled him and prepared to make the necessary port connections, male and female adapters ready, I/O enabled, server/client, master/slave. Just a couple of high-end biological machines preparing to hot-dock with cable modems and access each others front-end processors.

- Richard Dooling, author

Word, we too gangsta for people Hades.

ROOOOFL. sign me up i spoze, were

Just so you know, there are no refunds, and now your soul belongs to me.

lmao... you dudes is wild!!!...ctfu

yo... them quotes is too real for me..lol

This is what it's come to eh?

*smh*