"My Frat House"
(Whole Song Imitating Drunk White Boy)

{Intro}
DUUUUDDDDDEEEE!!!
This party's crazy bro!
Ah dude bro, bro dude this rocks bro!
We got the chickies, we got the bruskies
PARRRTTTYYYY!!!!

{Verse 1}
Ask around, my frat is back in town
The best Alpha lounge on campus grounds
Everybody in the house doin mass amounts
Till everyone crashes down and passes out
I'm so gone off a half an ounce
I'm seein midgets run around with they asses out
And every pledger I choke their throat
Blow my nose in their shirt till it soaks their clothes
We're all trippin off E till we over dose
On coke or dope, whatever floats your boat
All the chicks call my dick Pinocchio
Cause every time I lie he grows some more
But girl, I'm different than most men you did
I'm one you can have a mental connection with
I'm sensitive, I want more than sex with chicks
Uh oh, Pinocchio grew an extra inch!

{Chorus-Country Hick Voice}
Grab your partner dosey doe
Swing 'em round and round on my frat house flo'
Take 'em to a room you can have to bone
Slip drugs in their drinks till they pass out cold
My Frat House! Do the frat house rock
Everybody now do the frat house rock
Dosey doe, now touch your toes
And everybody get down on my frat house flo'

{Verse 2}
Beer cans keep stackin up by the masses
I'm plastered, and I'm so high off acid
That I thought I just saw Michael Jackson
... Oh shit that is Michael Jackson!
(Michael)-"What? A frat club house?
... Damn I thought the flyer said cub scouts
Any little boys wanna lick me up?
While I slip these drugs in his sippy cup
We can laugh and giggle, just grab my nipple
Maybe play a little game of slap and tickle
You can meet my penis, his name is Mini Me
And he'd do anything just to get in Billy's Jeans
It's like a lollipop, It's the same thing really
Just keep suckin until you get to the cream filling
Here comes the cream on the count of three Billy
1,2,(SPLAT!) Ahh I just free'd Willy"

{Chorus-Country Hick Voice}
Grab your partner dosey doe
Swing 'em round and round on my frat house flo'
Take 'em to a room you can have to bone
Slip drugs in their drinks till they pass out cold
My Frat House! Do the frat house rock
Everybody now do the frat house rock
Dosey doe, now touch your toes
And everybody get down on my frat house flo'

{Bridge}
Alpha Beta, Omega
Gamma Zeta, Rho Eta
Kappa Theta, Delta Hatey
That’s My Frat House Baby
Gamma Zeta, Omega
Kappa Theta, Rho Eta
Alpha Beta, Delta Hatey
That’s My Frat House Baby

{Verse 3}
Dude toss me another cold one
I'ma drink till my liver has to be sowed shut
Get so drunk I blow chunks in my own cup
Forget, and then drink the vomit and throw up
Hey baby, wanna see a magic trick?
Just say Abra Cadabra and grab my dick
I need a volunteer, I can make it disappear
Once you bend over and take it in the rear!

{Chorus-Country Hick Voice}
Grab your partner dosey doe
Swing 'em round and round on my frat house flo'
Take 'em to a room you can have to bone
Slip drugs in their drinks till they pass out cold
My Frat House! Do the frat house rock
Everybody now do the frat house rock
Dosey doe, now touch your toes
And everybody get down on my frat house flo'

{Bridge}
Alpha Beta, Omega
Gamma Zeta, Rho Eta
Kappa Theta, Delta Hatey
That’s My Frat House Baby
Gamma Zeta, Omega
Kappa Theta, Rho Eta
Alpha Beta, Delta Hatey
That’s My Frat House Baby

{Outro}
That’s My Frat House Baby
Yeah That’s My Frat House Baby
Do The Frat House Rock
Everybody Now Do The Frat House Rock
Dosey Doe, Now Touch Your Toes
And Everybody Get Down On My Frat House Flo'
YeeHahh!!