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ayo . audrey 07-09-06 02:34 PM

uh wtf
 
[yeah so like...

the other day my mom was cleaning my room

yeah my mom still cleans my room so what, anyway

my mom found these jimmy's in my room from like fucking grade 9

and she got all mad like "THESE ARE EXPIRED YOU CAN GET PREGNANT"

i dont even sex people like that, but i aint know them shits could expire

and they're "expired"... i never knew condoms had expiry dates

moving on...]

point is: as of now kids, check the dates on your condoms

ILL GEE 07-09-06 02:36 PM

damn... how you ain't know a condom had an expiration date... the shyt is stamped on it!... the back of each condom is stamped as well as da box itself... been that way for as long as i can remember... goes to show how much people care about themselves ...and others...these days

ayo . audrey 07-09-06 02:38 PM

LMAO!

I NEVER KNEW

never bothered checking

the only thing i knew was if the packet had air in it, you werent supposed to use it.

∆ P E X X 07-09-06 05:05 PM

word to I.G.

audrey wouldn't know that though, not liek she goes shopping for em.


just like we wouldn't know if 'girly stuff' has expiration dates. *shrug*

Shear Kaughn 07-09-06 05:38 PM

yea i kinda figured they'd expire.....i'm sure the material wear out over time....

unless you put them in an air tight container then they could last longer....but like what happend to you......you'd probablly forget you had them....

∆ P E X X 07-09-06 06:12 PM

airtight don't matter, just like fruit will still go bad in an air-tight jar. the spermicide dries up and makes the condom stick to it self. put it on your dick at that point, you'll feel like you're sticking your dick in a melted rubberband.



remember boys and girls (mostly boys..). If it's not wet, don't put your dick in it. [/community service PSA]

Terumoto 07-09-06 09:11 PM

Ive got some expired condoms sitting in the droor right next to me... Should probably throw them out.

I retired this 12 pack at 7 left, since my girl went on the pill like a year ago. -_-


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