Sleep fuckin' blows.
 

I hate how when the summer starts, you go to more parties and stay up till 5 in the morning. Then on a night you don't go out you can't get to sleep at a reasonable time, man. Staying up late doesn't bother me but when I don't have anything to fucking do it sucks.

Kirk = Boycotting sleep.

Hour 23.

If you didnt have to sleep, youd live twice as long.

And there's nothing good on t.v. at 6 in the morning.

Drop some acid and watch tv evangelists...

Haha, that'd be dope but I'm more into a brew.

Lmao.. Man... --__---

I couldnt think of anything WORSE to do than get on a trip and watch bible bashers...

Ahahaha

Hahaha, I'd like to watch someone trip balls and tune into that shit.

Ahhh, man. I got some good trip stories.

We were on this trail in the forest and this dude was trippin'. This kid goes "Hey, man. There's zombies." And wanders off into the forest. We're all fucked up too so we don't even bother tryin' to stop him. But we get back to the house and he's already there watching Dr. Who. Funny shit.

And this other time this guy was trippin' all zoned out. Goes "I've figured it out." So I asked what and he's like "I figured out the meaning of life, man." Then he just walks out of the room. Don't see him again until a cop is at our doorstep. Turns out he went lookin' for his car. Couldn't find it so followed some car that was driving, followed them into their driveway and continued into their house. I guess the homeowners weren't feelin' it.

Man usually all thats on TV here late at night is infomercials. I know them off by heart mostly, theres proactiv with tyra banks, jessica simpson, alicia keys and P. Diddy... Or core strength, or the investment success program.

They are pretty shit, but there is one rare one that I actually love to watch. It's chef tony and his Miracle-Blade knife series, with the specially designed grips and edges, to suit any cutting need. Chop your kitchen time in half with miracle blade. Either that or the miracle dish range. "Are you tired of tough stains sticking to your dishes? Foods like lasagna, that just dont come off no matter how hard you scrub? With my new miracle dish, you can cook any meal you want and not have to worry about the washing up afterwards! Hear what a few happy customers had to say about the miracle dish: 'It was great, the food just lifts right out, I dont have to worry about lining the dish with baking paper or fatty oils. I love Miracle Dish.' 'When i tried the miracle dish, at first I was skeptical, but after cooking a meal in it it was so easy to clean! I was actually surprised. Now me and the kids can enjoy whatever food we want and I dont have to stress about the washing up.' .." and so on.

^Hahahaha, that was extremely amusing.

I know all those ones you mentioned lmao....

I have em on sometimes while I'm doing weights at night...lmao

I love watching that one cooking infomercial.

32 hours, I think.