The worst thing just happened to me....
 

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So i was taking a piss right. And i was right in the middle of this when a fly came on the same hand i was holdin my dick was in.. so stupid me, used my other hand to hit the fly off the hand my dick was holding...

and you guessed it. The piss went ALL OVER THE MIRROR and in the sink and bathtub. i spent a nice 5 minutes cleanin that shit up

FUCK MAN. that pisses me off.

You faild to mention how it went on you... obviously the laws of motion would point to you pissing on yourself unless you hit upwards in which it would go all in your face unless you dick isnt big enough to swing like that:thumbup:

-Professor Ali

^^^Coulda been like the fly came from the right side if thats the hand and he slapped it with his left hand and it went and hit the mirror? or somethin

um Nope. my dick was pointin downward. and i hit the fly on my hand and it went side ways. ok. ok. Picture a firehoes. filled up with water, sprayin everywhere all crazy n shit. Yeah. good definition

And you just HAD to run off to your computer so you could inform RV...

WTF ARE YOU CRAZY DEFINITELLY NOT!!!
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i had to finish washing my hands first.

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My impression

lmfao I peed on the walls before. It was on purpous though. And it wasnt my house.

word. nice text record *thumbs up*

Yeah it'll be 100-00 soon enough

thats whats up. Im like 100-31

Thanks to the amazingly enthusiastic attitude towards voting on this site...

nostradamus - Sarcasm king of rv

Lmao @ this thread.

Kon should do stand-up.