LMFAO at em getting my ass kicked at the bar...
 

...by tghe fucking bouncers.

I was unbelievably wasted, and I guess I picked fights with like 400 pound bouncers. I'm pretty bruised up today haha. I think my elbows got cut by glass or somethin cause they're all scratched to shit.

I'm gonna go back there and settle things with a couple of big buddies.

I was just dancing with some chicks and then the fuckers grabbed me. -_-

are you serious? there has to be more to it then that

^^Honestly, I don't have a clue. It's just what my friends told me this morning.

I don't even remember it. I spenmt fucking $300 on booze for myself.

What really happened *curtains get pulled apart*

Girl: Oh my god you're drooling on my shoulder
LE: Nah its all good its all good ill just get another drink
Bartender: I think you've had enough chad
LE: Oh no one can ever have enough chad, aint that right bitch
LE again: Aye where did that girl go?*starts getting woozy and almost falls*
Bouncer: Ok ok you need to call a taxi home, sir come with me
LE: Get your fuckin hands off me you faggot I'm never scared of shit bitch
Bouncer: Sir I'm gonna have to ask you to calm down
LE: Nah nah nah yall gon make me lose my mind up in here up in here
Bouncer: Excuse me?
LE:*swings and misses drastically due to drunken rage
Bouncer:*fucks up LE* and drags him outside and closes door where near by stranger comes along and takes him home after raping him.

*curtains close*

Lmfaoooooooooo

I could totally picture that.

lmfao is that what actually happened?

Damn Chad wtf.. :rolleyes:

Haha no...but the last thing I remember is dancing and singing one of Eminem's songs because it was playing. I do remember the bouncer saying to call a cab. But I just made friends with a chick and asked her fi she wanted to go to a party. So we hopped in her truck and left I guess. I got her phone number at least.

Theory uses that smiley, in every thread even when it makes no sense. Like someone'll make a thread saying "whats the name of that movie with bruce willis and ghosts" and he'll be like 'the sixth sense :rolleyes:".

Smilies are over-rated.

Let's do a collab Indephhoe.

I can't do audio for the ol classic reasons :( Feel free to make me a beat though.

lmfao @ that. .

I think we have found why you got kicked out. lol.

thats rough megee.....

damn rough....

lol

which club? - I was at Fever and Rum Jungle this weekend... We shot our video in Fever today... woohoo us.