MIKE TYSON is that DUDE
 

Few mike tyson Quotes. (post up more)



i wish one of your guys had children so i could kick them in fuckin head
or stomp on their testicles, for you to feel my pain cause thats the pain
i have waking up everyday

"He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."


"I feel like sometimes that I was born, that I'm not meant for this society because everyone here is a f**king hypocrite. Everybody says they believe in God but they don't do God's work. Everybody counteracts what God is really about. If Jesus was here, do you think Jesus would show me any love? Do you think Jesus would love me? I'm a Muslim, but do you think Jesus would love me ... I think Jesus would have a drink with me and discuss ... why you acting like that? Now, he would be cool. He would talk to me. No Christian ever did that and said in the name of Jesus even ... They'd throw me in jail and write bad articles about me and then go to church on Sunday and say Jesus is a wonderful man and he's coming back to save us. But they don't understand that when he comes back, that these crazy greedy capitalistic men are gonna kill him again."

^ THAT IS REAL SHIT RIGHT THERE

"If I take this camera and put it in your face for 20 years, I don't know what you might be. You might be a homosexual if I put that camera on you since you were 13 years old. I've been on that camera since I was 13 years old."

"How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry. They're just as good as dead."

Talking to a female reporter] “It’s no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don’t do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn’t talk anymore… Unless you want to, you know.”

"There are nine million people who see me in the ring and hate my guts. Most of them are white. That's okay. Just spell my name right."

^ ROFLLLLLLL!!!!!!

"He was screaming like my wife."


On His Childhood
"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard."

LOL, thats bad ass............tysons a animal

i saw mike tyson in Nantucket..... just alil fact that is completely unrelated to this thread

On His Childhood
"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard."
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^^^that one cracked me up lol

hahahahahahahaaa

from 88-93

Tyson was the best Ever

still my Fav Boxer

Period

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9pOE_9E8bpI

^thats the video he says some of these quotes, mike is so fuckin hilarious to me i swear