surprise for the ladies
 

ight ya'll u wanna see what the ladies want??? here it is:

thats a big vegetable ya got there

bruv

go see a doctor...that's one septic dick!

lmfao thats what ur dick looks like when u get some unknown disease u picked up from fuckin :thumbup:

i have a mate called "Johnny" who protects me from the bad things :thumbup:

^^ROFL^^ damn girls just dont tell ya when they have shit no more :(

that's why you should always have a mate called Johnny...