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some pick-up lines for the females
ight dont take these seriously like the last 2 cats did
this is strictly for humour lmao do not use on women just so i can make my point VERY CLEAR Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Baicarumba...are those real? Be unique and different, just say yes. Can I flirt with you? Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin. Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] ... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!". What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after. Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long. Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy! Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes. Hi, I make more money than you can spend. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you! If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet." Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? updates: My love for you is like diareah..it never ends! What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. Do you raise chickens?... cause you sure did raise my cock! |
Shits so lame......
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^^^u didnt read past the first 4 lines have u???
lmao some of them get funny as fuck |
I skimmed them... Thats the shit where you say it and then the girl goes "You're a fucking loser, don't talk to me. You're not even funny, and if you were being serious then you're a poor excuse for a man."
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lol i didnt mean ta take these seriously but they just funny lmao
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= certified laid. werd |
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Highlighted the only ones that would even have a slim chance of working.. Real men dont use corny pick up lines... You needa work on ya own game before you wanna give cats advice... |
I'm gonna tell you a secret that no man seems to know....that secret is.....
pickup lines don't work on women. women are a lot smarter than you think. know wht does work? being your self. and of course by "be your self" i actually mean.."be apexx" :thumbup: |
^^ROFL uhhh...i'll keep that in mind :whacky:
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Lol, fuck what these dudes are saying, wether it was serious or not. I can honestly picture myself saying a few of those lines to a random girl and then actually getting into a conversation from there. That's probably because i'm funny and witty, so i'd be able to word it a few in a way that'd come off as charming.
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lol truthfully, i can see like...mmmaayybbeee 3 of those you could actually use given the right environment and circumstances, but in general, or at a club setting or somethin liek that - nah lol
besides, who needs lines as openers when you got so much more? using these lines, i promise you a lifetime of being an average frustrated chump. |
id drop kick you in your balls jsut for beign dumb if you said any of those to me in real life
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that's the funniest shit i seen so far in this thread... ye man them "pick up" lines are crap...still i could picture being there one day and someone else using a line and witnessing a man fall to his knees from a swift kick to the groin and the woman huring verbal abuse @ him lmao :thumbup: |
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
^^ haha, straight Wildin' Out style... :cool: |
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people have brown eyes... but not black ya get me :cool: |
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