Chappelle's Show Quotes
 

Whoever in here can type the absolute funniest quote from his show will win...

...iunno, maybe $100 of my 8 trillion RV cash, lol jk.

Your the illest of the rillest in this thread if you name the funniest quote tho, each person can only chose one, first come first serve, GO!

Make me laugh bitches!

"Be careful if you ever get a sleeper hold. The next day your anus will really hurt."

"Look at me kids, my jokes get played out the day after you see 'em on tv!"

"thanks mister, u must b an angel or something"

"heh heh, angel? i aint no angel. im a janitor"

"then, how did u show me all those places?"

"giiirl, i am high on PCP... i wanna ask u how u wuz fallowin me..."

rofl, werd

"do u know wat dog food tastes like do u? it tastes like it smells......delisious

"im rich bitch"

thats what im thinkin

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Slim Shady was in demand
Way before we dropped baloney on Afghanistan
I wrote this song in '94

How am I doin' this?
Look around the club, see everyone in the place
Showing 'Pac love got a smile on my face
The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste
Because her shirt don't match
And there's a puddin' stain on the back
What the {fuck} is that?
It might be doo-doo


Hhahahaha......owned......by far the funniest shit ever!!!!

lol, those quotes are alright...

...lets step it up ppl.

rofl @ col-b's!

LMFAO!!!

I love that shit too yo...........!!!!

im so glad someone put that song up.

Hhahahaha......owned......by far the funniest shit ever!!!!
:laugh:

Mayne, i damn near shitted on myself when he said that line!!!!

that Wayne brady shit was tight....

where cop like:

"My wife will never believe this!!!"
"that's because she'll never know!"
What?"
*snaps cops neck*

"It was like a movie, the homeless guy just turned around and let one off. *Nut noise*

"I dodged that shit like the matrix *dodge* The guy behind me wasn't so lucky though."

"Noooooo........*hits head with mic"

"I know that was it for him, he just turned around and went home. That's a wrap for the rest of the day. Can't have no normal day after some homeless guy just busts a nut on your forehead. That's a wrap for the rest of the day."